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MaeMoss This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Blue Christmas ?

Today, I used a man's shirt as a pillowcase and sprayed it with cologne so I wouldn't feel alone in the night. FML

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It was your marshpillow!

harkerk87 3

That sucks op how long have you been single

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DylansMomma 9

Where'd you find a mans shirt and cologne then?

Why didn't you just spray a regular pillowcase with cologne instead of a shirt?

Great idea. Does it work with women's perfume, too?

Of course not!

chocolatepandas 2

I have a boyfriend pillow. Best. Decision. Ever. His name is Alex.

Is he good in bed? *ba bum tish*

Dodge4x4Ram 46

you need a German Shepherd

Forever Alone l l Never Together

Soooo need to try that..

you should get out more. youll be surprised what kind of d-bags will sleep with you

Gimme your number i smell nice an im goodlooking ill keep u warm