BreechInEducation
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Bad women's anatomy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he was a breech baby, which according to him meant that he born out of his mum's butthole. FML
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safaeita 32
I guess this is just one of those things you believe as a kid and no one corrects you when you become an adult .
Jared900DUmpling 30
I think he meant to say that he was a food baby. Anyway he sounds like he's probably full of shit
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Comments (26)
kyu_Q 19
Seems like he has the bum holes mixed up
slackoffalready 3
His school bully must have been Ramsey, that bastard.
OhPuhleeze 23
ouch! that level of stupidity has to hurt..
Carnaxa 8
the education system has failed your bf in so many ways lol
ApplePie1994 27
He was from his mother's butt untimely ripp'd!
naivemisanthrope 4
Hilarious Macbeth reference? Doubly delightful!
ApplePie1994 27
At least I didn't call him an egg xD
itsCUZimBLACK 6
Does that mean your boyfriend is a really shitty person?
manuwish 9
maybe he got the information that through the position, his mother suffered a rupture of both uterus and the underlying anal duct..the myth of their unlimited elasticity is also a tenacious one..
murph_fml 21
Maybe he was.
edmunson 22
It's just sad how incredibly ******* stupid some people are. Even sadder that they can do things like drive, and even vote!
TacoTheDank 27
*cough* and run for president *cough*
Dennis200jr 6
I know how terrible it sounds but he was miss enformed a breach baby is when a guy you know in her butt but it comes out or(breaches) and goes in her ****** getting her pregnant. not sure why someone would call them self that
InfiniteSunshine 32
And this is just as dumb as OP's boyfriend. A breech baby means the baby is upside down in the mother's womb. Meaning the baby's bum/feet are first, instead of their head.