Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, three policemen interrogated me and asked for ID, but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got locked out of a building that I work in (I work night shifts). I locked my phone, wallet, and car keys in the building. I had no way of contacting my boss or getting a ride. I had to walk home at night, almost got hit by a car full of dudes yelling slurs, and had a woman scream at me from the passenger seat of a car. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, I accidentally pressed the panic button under the register at work. I didn't even know we had a panic button until the cops showed up. FML
Today, after spending 6 hours straight working on a project at school, I decided to call it a night. The instant I set foot out of the lab, the building started screaming. The maintenance guy had set the alarm without telling me. The police had to let me out. FML
Today, my first day on the job, I locked up the office after everyone left and set the alarm. An hour later, my new boss angrily emailed me that I locked him inside the building, setting off the alarm and prompting the entire police department to show up. FML
Today, at the gas station I work a lady called wanting to know the "password" and if I was okay. Thinking it was a prank I hung up. A couple of minutes later she called back, this time asking if I could see the cops outside and telling me I'd be alright. I saw four of 'em. I'd hit the silent alarm by accident. FML
Today, I managed to lose a 3XL fleece jacket in my house, which had my wallet and car keys in it. I had the pleasure of explaining this to my boss when I had to call in, after everyone I called did not respond. FML
Today, I accidentally left the store with a bag full of groceries without paying. I realized this halfway to my car when an employee chased me down, thinking I was a thief. Turns out, I had spaced out and walked out during a fire alarm drill. FML
Today, I woke up early for work. Had my coffee, finished up a report and headed out of my house. Not only was the office closed today, but the silent alarm was on, which is triggered by a door opening even if you use a key. I was startled by the cops searching the building, ran, and got tased. FML
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SilverChrono 0
It IS okay to cry, poor thing, was under a lot of pressure and expectations.
l2spellbud 0
You shouldn't of cried. I mean, when dealing with policemen, you just get on your knees, unzip their.. oh wait, this is immature. She cried because of stress. Stress can come out as any emotion, and it happens to all of us.
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Person1233 13
You cried? Are you FOUR? /facepalm
SilverChrono 0
It IS okay to cry, poor thing, was under a lot of pressure and expectations.
l2spellbud 0
You shouldn't of cried. I mean, when dealing with policemen, you just get on your knees, unzip their.. oh wait, this is immature. She cried because of stress. Stress can come out as any emotion, and it happens to all of us.
marinus_fml 20
l2spellbud, clearly you are a hypocrite. I think you meant 'you shouldn't have cried.' But besides that, you did well. :)
ParkersGirl 0
=O haha damn!
DevianceIsBliss 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
OP, you could have left the last sentence off and it would still have been an FML, only you wouldn't sound like such a whiny bitch. Because you said that, you're most likely going to get mutiple YDI's.
miraggg 1
just because someone cries does not mean they are a whiny bitch
gr8koolkat 6
agreed.
FromdaBoot 4
It sure it does. Grow up and act like an adult.
livin_plur 0
adults don't cry? news to me
natameow 7
You must not have feelings?
hetalia_thailand 20
How do you sound like a whiny bitch for crying after being stressed out by so much pressure? I'd be impressed if she didn't cry, I know if I was in the situation I'd have broken down into tears as well
mintcar 10
I'm not too sure why everyone is getting on the OP for crying. She was clearly pretty upset. Some people are just that emotional. Anyways OP, never leave your wallet at home. I'm not too sure how you even forgot.
lillien 0
I completely agree with #16. When things just continue to go wrong, it is not that surprising that a person reacts to the stress and frustration by crying. It sucks, it is stupid and makes one feel ashamed of it. But I know I might well react in the exact same way. It's not that you DECIDE to cry, you know.
ComMed1 0
women do I've seen them
RebelHeart7 0
W-E-A-K
CkMystic 0
A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Aurinity 0
Y-M-C-A
takeapieandrun 9
C-H-E-E-S-E-C-A-K-E
Dr_Outcast 0
The (cheese)cake is a lie. (C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.)
Karnezar 2
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z
premiermois 5
Just to let you know, I would have been laughing my ass off if I witnessed this.
efil_ym_kcuf 0
ydi for leaving home w/o ID because it is illegal to drive without it.
AKBO47 0
YDI for working at a school