Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, three policemen interrogated me and asked for ID, but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got locked out of a building that I work in (I work night shifts). I locked my phone, wallet, and car keys in the building. I had no way of contacting my boss or getting a ride. I had to walk home at night, almost got hit by a car full of dudes yelling slurs, and had a woman scream at me from the passenger seat of a car. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, I accidentally pressed the panic button under the register at work. I didn't even know we had a panic button until the cops showed up. FML
Today, after spending 6 hours straight working on a project at school, I decided to call it a night. The instant I set foot out of the lab, the building started screaming. The maintenance guy had set the alarm without telling me. The police had to let me out. FML
Today, my first day on the job, I locked up the office after everyone left and set the alarm. An hour later, my new boss angrily emailed me that I locked him inside the building, setting off the alarm and prompting the entire police department to show up. FML
Today, at the gas station I work a lady called wanting to know the "password" and if I was okay. Thinking it was a prank I hung up. A couple of minutes later she called back, this time asking if I could see the cops outside and telling me I'd be alright. I saw four of 'em. I'd hit the silent alarm by accident. FML
Today, I managed to lose a 3XL fleece jacket in my house, which had my wallet and car keys in it. I had the pleasure of explaining this to my boss when I had to call in, after everyone I called did not respond. FML
Today, I accidentally left the store with a bag full of groceries without paying. I realized this halfway to my car when an employee chased me down, thinking I was a thief. Turns out, I had spaced out and walked out during a fire alarm drill. FML
Today, I woke up early for work. Had my coffee, finished up a report and headed out of my house. Not only was the office closed today, but the silent alarm was on, which is triggered by a door opening even if you use a key. I was startled by the cops searching the building, ran, and got tased. FML
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Top comments
SilverChrono 0
It IS okay to cry, poor thing, was under a lot of pressure and expectations.
l2spellbud 0
You shouldn't of cried. I mean, when dealing with policemen, you just get on your knees, unzip their.. oh wait, this is immature. She cried because of stress. Stress can come out as any emotion, and it happens to all of us.
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Comments (72)
adidjo 0
Lucky you're not Black... or Arabic looking :-)
rockmyworld 0
those alarms are ******* loud. not being able to hear yourself think is a good set up for a bit of a breakdown...but i like #17's idea pretty well..
ideasrule 13
ydi for crying
Wazilla 0
@52 were does it say anything about a restraning order?
Prolusive 5
Why didn't you flee the scene?
NarwhalLove 0
i dont get why everyone is getting on you for crying u were stressed it happens I'm not quite sure if u are female or male but either one doesn't make u weaker actually cring is very healthy I don't mean cry yourself to sleep but once in a while when ur stressed just let it out also other emotions anger don't hit people but go to a gym or get a pubchingbag or take yourself out for a fun day relax go to a spa sorry u had a bad day :p
thevaporizer 0
LOL.
danithebroski 0
I would've cried too hahaha
projectem7 14
HAHAHAHAH
anonymous100000 17
YDI. 1) you should've realized you left your wallet home (why would it be out of your purse in the first place?) it's ILLEGAL to drive without your id so I'm sure you got in more trouble because of that 2) why were you there before anyone else and without knowledge of the password? 3) you're a wimp for crying because of your lack of intelligence.