Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room… where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML
Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Today, I rushed home, barged into the bathroom, and released the biggest, most foul mudmonkeys ever, complete with noises. I came out and my brother and his hot friends, including the one I have a crush on, were all laughing. My brother told me, “Don’t forget to Lysol spray.' FML
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
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CassT 0
Wow.. I've heard of singing in the shower, but...
gonzi_fml 0
old mcdonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O. YDI
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Comments (341)
margiemarg24 0
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAA how old are you seriously way to go
jonnnx333 0
you must be a lot of fun at petting zoos =p
soccergirl37 0
I'm so confused...just why?
cardtrick101 0
Beeeh! I'm Charles the sheep! And I'M Patrick the cow! Nice to meet you Patrick! Nice to meet you Charles! YDI for being schizophrenic
xuthdude 0
being schizophrenic is not a choice, dickwad.
DareToDream7 0
YOU ARE A COMPLETE JACKASS. i loathe people like you. i know they say hate is a strong word, but loathe is stronger. you deserve to jump off a bridge, hit your head on a rock, bleed to death, while being chocked by seaweed. being schizophrenic is not something you can control. you can take medicine to help, but you can never get rid of it. seriously, jump off a cliff.
thatkidnamedAlii 0
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHGAGAGAGAGGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABABABABABABBAHABABBABABABABABA baaabaaa <sheeeep: p
iHavetoPiss 0
Who give a crap what your little brother's friends think. Everyone gets bored once in a while.
citruschick 0
loll I can see myself doingthat too haha But yea oh well if ur bro and his friends little not that big a deal but if they're in their teens yea fyl
effmylifexx 0
Story of my life.
newbslayer 0
I agree how old r u dude I mean come on
salamandra 0
I'm a little drunk, so this is extra hilarious