Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML
Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend took some extremely strong painkillers that unfortunately gave him a giddy sense of euphoria. He then stripped naked in his parents' lounge room and yelled, "You've all seen it before!" His really religious parents didn't know this. FML
Today, my boyfriend was helping me with my medications. While I called the pharmacy, I looked over and saw him making the pill bottles fight each other, with sound effects and funny voices. He's 33. FML
Today, one my friends died. All my crying gave me a headache, so I asked my boyfriend to bring me some aspirin. My headache didn't go away. Instead, I got diarrhea because my boyfriend gave me laxatives instead of aspirin as a "joke" to cheer me up. FML
Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML
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DawnShadow_fml 5
What idiot doesn't look at what he takes?
DocBastard 40
YOU DON'T KNOW ME! *runs away sobbing*
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Comments (118)
xoxo_1214 3
Lmao .
EmmyGirl1426 0
yep...he's a keeper...;3
lmbachman 23
AHAHAHA!!!
TcheQ 12
FYI, companies that advertise their painkillers as for a certain 'brand' of pain (period, migraine, joint) are defrauding you - all of these contain exactly the same ingredients, usually a combination of panadeine, codeine or ibuprofen. Don't get me started on how much the companies' branding cost - it's like 30c per tablet :D comparison (that I buy/have bought) Generic brand codeine=40tablets $8 superhappyfunslide brand=20tablet $7 generic panadeine=24tabs 90c familywishshow pandeine=24tabs $4 /pharmaceutics nerd
jigglesworth 2
Actually, there are differences in formulation of some painkillers even if it contains the same thing. EG. Panadol and Panadol Osteo. One has 500mg of paracetamol and the other 600mg respectively. However, Panadol Osteo is formulated for EXTENDED RELEASE to prolong pain relief. Period Pain tablets are usually extended release as well, even if they contain the same active ingredients as a standard paracetamol/codeine painkiller. /pharmacist's correction rant
Mouna_fml 16
Smart boyfriend huh
zfchatroulette 24
Does that mean if I take a Viagra I'll grow a penis? The advances of modern medicine never cease to amaze.
xXNerrrdXx 16
that is so hilarious made my day xD
millsjoshua949 12
So....you're dating a complete idiot. ydi