Today, after a fire alarm went off, everyone was going back into the building. I had never gone up the stairs before because I live on the 9th floor. As everybody was going back inside, I followed some guys right into their suite on the 1st floor, thinking it was the way to the stairs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a very nice reception at a hotel. I glanced inside the ballroom and saw that no one else was in there and, not wanting to be the first one there, I walked past and into the stairway. Turns out, I had walked into the emergency exit stairs and had to set off the alarm to get out. FML
Today, I walked up sixteen flights of stairs to my room to avoid the lift lines. When I was almost at the top, the fire alarm sounded. FML
Today, we had a fire drill in my dorm, and I live on the 7th floor of my building. They shut the elevators down and I had to walk down 14 flights of steps. I shattered my kneecap last week. They turned the alarm off when I got to the first floor. FML
Today, as I entered a stairwell, the fire alarm went off, triggering the automatic fire doors to close. The one I was walking through ran over my foot, ripping my toenail, and then smacked me in the face. FML
Today, I went to court to file a small claim and found myself at the end of a huge line. The moment I got to the front of the line, the fire alarm went off and we all had to leave the building. The moment I got outside, the alarm stopped and everybody rushed back in. I'm at the back of the line. FML
Today, the workplace evacuation bell sounded. Out of panic after the recent earthquake, I ran down 21 flights of stairs, only to find out it was a false alarm. My legs are on fire, and I can barely walk. FML
Today, I went for a run in a new pair of shoes that left me with huge blisters. As I finished cleaning them up so they could heal, I limped to my bed to take a nap. I was woken by the fire alarm. My building was having a drill and we couldn't use the elevators. I live on the 9th floor. FML
Today, my building's elevators were temporarily out of service. I climbed up 17 flights of stairs only to realize I left my keys downstairs. After the painful climb back up, the elevator lights came on. FML
Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML
Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML
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kdinsfrestar 0
I'm so glad other people do these kinds of things as well! You're not alone :(
savanna415 0
make the most of it... what kind of guys were they?
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Comments (94)
feverinurbeaver 0
I wouldve raped you if I was one of them...in the butt ;-)
pedobearsstalker 0
you can't rape fat people fat people pay rapists to do them they want it
Oreogasm 5
you can follow me back to my suite any day, OP
noluck5678 0
i think all of yall are dumbasses
bartimaeus339 0
ANY SHANE DAWSON FANS UP IN HERE?
Kyren 1
NO. however bartimaeus is pretty awesome
xxkiwixx5623_fml 0
Schools aren't the only places with fire alarms
xx3ginaxx3 0
To everyone saying "Not an FML" : sure it's not a major "FML!" moment, but it is an anecdote that is likely to happen to anyone, and something little that just screws with your day... Just as the FML site says. Obviously the OP was embarrassed, and it would be an awkward situation for both the OP and the other person. I think this is a legitimate FML.
Erindub 0
Lazy
NoteMyGrin 0
That sounds really funny and awkward. I'm sorry it happened to you and I hope it never happens to me!
maryamd 3
SNIKKERRRDOOODLE BITCH lmao
xlione 0
you must be fat