Today, my wife and I had an argument serious enough to end our marriage, while overseas on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I've been on vacation with my friend and his family for a week. Apparently, his idea of a vacation includes constant screaming arguments with his wife, while their kids sob in the living room. I tried to take the kids out once and got a lecture on boundaries, which started another huge fight. FML
Today, my husband put myself and our 3 year-old on a plane back to the other side of the US, because he “just can’t” with us anymore. FML
Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument, which resulted in her begging for a divorce, and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML
Today, I had to suffer through a four hour flight beside my ex. Yesterday, I proposed, on the last day of our vacation. She said no. FML
Today, in the middle of a rough separation, my soon-to-be-ex-wife, who refuses to acknowledge it's over, told the children that I'm still going with them on that long-planned family vacation. The children are ecstatic; I however might be a bit less. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, my husband (M72) and I (F69) had yet another argument over all the time he spends away from home doing hobbies and volunteering. After an emotional conversation about my moving out, he said, "Well, if we are done talking about that, let me tell you what I got to do today." Biggest emotional slap ever. FML
Today, my wife and I had one of the biggest arguments we've ever had, which resulted in her leaving, going to her parents' house and calling me twice, screaming and sobbing. The argument was over a seven dollar bottle of wine. Apparently, she was "saving it for a special occasion." FML
Today, our kids left for the weekend so that my wife and I could have some much-needed alone time. We've been fighting a lot recently and really need some time to have fun together. Now it turns out that she doesn't want to be around me because of the fighting. FML
Today, I came home from a one-year Army deployment, only for my wife to tell me she feels claustrophobic with me in the bed. She then asked for a divorce. FML
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devildog562 33
Hopefully things will calm down and be re-evaluated. Give eachother some space and try and have some fun.
Queen_of_Night 20
Just the one argument OP? Sounds like there's way more to this story! Please Update and sorry about your marriage.
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Comments (59)
ShadowOpsV4 13
Or no offense but your wife could possibly just be a stubborn insubordinate prick that thinks she's always right and has to be a b**ch about it. Or you're and doosh bag.. One of the two
inolongercare 19
What did you fight about?
Parvati48 15
Sorry OP, that really sucks. I hope things work out in the end for you. :(
thefmlman2011 37
Sorry to hear about that, Man!
Axel5238 29
This sounds like something that's been building for a while and wasn't a one of argument. Not sure the grounds for the argument OP, but my ex had a real ****** up way of saying anything to provoke a reaction whether it was related to the argument or not hopefully yours isn't the same thing. Though, if it is anywhere close get out while you can some things don't get better.
Zebediabolical 45
Hookers and blow in a foreign land from the joint bank accounts! Spend it before you have to split it!
i8cake 12
You're here in Ireland, a few pints could surely help resolve your differences! cheers!
demonfacee 14
I swear there has to be more to it than that.
Brillian43 2
I hope things will be sorted out soon just make the most out of the remainder of your holiday and talk things over.. Good luck
AndronicusPark 10
And it was the BEST vacation EVER. For the entire family that had to watch you get into a marriage ending fight!