Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so I tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML
Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of the cute guy sitting across from me on the train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just stared at me, clearly aware of what had happened. FML
Today, I tried to take a subtle picture of a cute guy reading at a café. My phone flash went off. He looked up, made direct eye contact, and said, “You could’ve just asked.” I packed up my stuff and left immediately. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I tried to secretly take a photo of a cute guy on the train. I forgot my flash was on. He looked straight at me, smirked, and said, “If you wanted my picture, you could’ve just asked.” I got off three stops early. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly check my reflection using my phone screen during a meeting. Instead, I opened my front camera and took a selfie with the flash on. Everyone looked. I smiled like it was intentional. It was not. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML
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Top comments
Glickstick 0
Owned. So hard.
122vanessa122 5
lmao, thats what happens when your a creap. but...it happens :P :)
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Comments (132)
jasondavis22 1
Ad-lib it
Kalira69 9
I'm with #122 - I've seen several things like this, and I have to wonder why, when it is somebody you're actually talking to, presumably that you are getting on with fine, you would try to sneak it. . . I get that this was embarrassing, but yeah, seriously. Just say, hey, dude, I have a friend who would think you're hot, can I take a photo of you to show her? I think I've known maybe two guys who wouldn't have liked getting a compliment like that.
sarah2144 14
Lololol. Why didn't you just say, "Hey, are you single? You should meet my best friend." That'd be too easy, amirite?
BROOKE789877 5
Sniped!
Blackhawk706 23
Nowadays they have this neat little button that allows you to disable the flash...Idiot
fivehuskies 6
Tell him the truth. He won't be mad. lol
worldclassrager 41
Maybe you would have been better off bringing your friend with you next time you two go out for drinks OR just invite her and randomly some how you both run into each other
fantasyworld 39
Why was the co-worker crashing your date?
anyagrande 31
If a guy did that to a girl everyone would think he was gross
Dr_Jackal 16
Rookie mistake friend