Today, I was walking in the park when I heard some boys shouting behind me. As I turned around they poured a bucket of red liquid over my head. They thought I was someone they knew. I wasn't. And I was wearing a $200 white dress. Red dye doesn't come out of white dresses. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a party wearing a cute new pale blue dress. As I was walking through the crowd, I felt something cold and wet on my back. Someone had spilled a drink on me, but instead of saying anything, whoever did it pretended nothing happened. I spent the rest of the night with a giant dark blue wet stain on my back. FML
Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML
Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML
Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML
Today, as I walked out of a club, I slipped in my new shoes and spilled my chicken, chips and gravy on my brand new white dress. Not only did people see me do this, but my dress is ruined. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML
Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
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nato2101 0
Sue for damages, if the blokes had any decency they would have offer to pay for a new one anyway.
TWlCH 0
On a side note who walkes around with a thing of red liquid just incase you see someone you know?
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Comments (263)
mehwhateverr 0
make them buy you a new one. :[
twilax101 0
cuàl es tù telèfono? porque yo no comprende...
Meowff 0
Unreal. Who walks around the park with a bucket with red liquid, and what IDIOT wears a 200 dollar white dress to the park?
rosemarykendra 0
well that really sucks. a 200$ white dress. alotta dresses are really expensive so why shud it matter tht she was wearing a DRESS in the park? she could of been going somewhere!
curious2090_fml 0
i didnt read all the comments so im sure someone has already said this, but why were you wearing a $200 dress at the park??? maybe i'm just cheap but thats way too much to pay for just an everyday dress...
unixorn 1
For all of you harassing her about the cost of the dress - $200 isn't all that much, and why the **** shouldn't she be able to wear something nice to the park? It doesn't matter whether it was $20 or $2000 - the douchbags with the dye deserved an ass kicking - who decides "I'm going to ruin my friend's clothes and day" and thinks the friend is going to be ok with it? Let alone some random stranger - if you're going to pull a douchebag move, at least get your target right.
voguegirl4 0
wow that is just.....wow make them pay for it.
Azwethinkweiz78 0
wearing a 200 dollar white dress in a park? are you a prostitute?
courtgirl263 0
how in hell does that happen? the 'coincidence' is unreal
FreedomFirst 0
If you got or can get their names, you can take them to small claims court for that.