Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
Today, whilst tuning my guitar, one of the steel strings snapped and hit me in the face. Now I'm on my way to my first date with the girl of my dreams, and I'm wearing an eye patch and have a thick red line across my face. FML
Today, I forgot to tune my guitar pre-performance. Surprising, because it was in tune when I frantically did it by ear backstage. Too bad two of the six strings snapped, smacking the drummer in the face. FML
Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML
Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML
Today, I was trying to impress a girl I like by showing off my guitar skills at a party. I'd hyped it up all night. When I finally started playing, I’d forgotten most of the chords and lyrics to the song, and ended up just strumming "Wonderwall" while humming off-key. She left halfway through the "performance." FML
Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her mother bought a hanger for my $2000 guitar as a birthday present. They wanted to surprise me by hanging it on the wall. They screwed it upside down, so before I came home it fell off and my guitar broke. FML
Today, I finally had enough to buy my dream guitar, made in 1965. I buckled it into the passenger seat because it unfortunately didn't come with the original case. Once home, I tripped over my own feet before reaching my front door and scratched it on the concrete. It wasn't in mint condition when I bought it, but now it looks like it had a bad relic job. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
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save_me_08 0
If i've learned one thing from this website... Showing off = FAIL often... *makes note*
mf_fml 0
ohhhh... you're one of THOSE guys?
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Comments (113)
emptyego 0
lmfao @35, I would too. Girls don't like show offs!
Blaq 0
Fail. Sorry, Dude. Are you gonna try standing under her window holding a radio over your head next?
jackoffasaur 0
were you going to walk and play at the same time? I'm glad you hit the pole. stopped you from looking like a ******* idiot
hahah808 0
epic fail. people who try to impress chicks with music skills are just dumb. the girl will be impressed when you STOP TRYING. just a tip :)
D2theLux 0
It was probably a message from God telling you not to play whatever crappy song you where thinking of playing. Jonas Brothers maybe? Eww! Maybe next time get some bagpipes and a kilt. And instead of walking into a pole, you could skip into it. It would look so funny then. I guess the best thing is that it wasn't a Gibson Les Paul, Gibson SG, or Gibson Flying V. Can't think of anymore off the top of my head.. Basically not a Gibson. They are so expensive.
drv7788 0
Im sorry broski, As a fellow guitarist, the break of a guitar is heartbreaking
bodymassage 0
cue the family guy moment where the douchebag plays a guitar
rexchanna 3
Walking around playing the guitar? What a douche. Who does that?
yesbutnotyou 0
I'm laughing, but as a fellow musician, I'm so sorry about your guitar.
ltkrich 0
What hippie ******* hell hole did you emerge from! This is the real world, try getting a ******* job and making some money, then you wont have to use your guitar to cover your low self-esteem!