Today, a guy called customer support, claiming his internet wasn't working. I asked for his customer details, and he gave his name as Mike Hunt. I recognized the old joke, called him an idiot, and hung up on him. It turned out that was his real name. I'm now on suspension. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working in a customer service call center, a customer berated me for using a fake name. He said my name is "too stupid" to be real and that no sane person would ever use it. It was my real name. FML
Today, while I was working at a call center, a customer was pranking me using an obviously fake Asian accent. He kept saying his name was “Phuck Mi”, his phone number was 666-3629 (as in "Sex sex sex free sex tonight") and making moaning noises and sexual phrases. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML
Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML
Today, my boss was angry at me because I had filed a complaint about him refusing to change our phone service to something more reliable. Later, a customer called him and said I had hung up on him. I got fired. I didn't hang up on the customer, the phone service just dropped the call. FML
Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML
Today, while I was working customer support, a lady hung up on me mid-sentence, and I trailed off, saying, "…aaannnddd you hung up on me like a bitch." Turned out she was still on the line and had just accidentally hit mute. FML
Today, I had to call a customer. I usually try to avoid calling customers because I have a very prominent speech impediment. Well, it turns out the customer I called also has a speech impediment and thought I was mocking her. She hung up on me and filed a formal complaint with my company. FML
Today, I answered a call at work from a very irate gentleman. After being shouted and sworn at profusely, I ended the call in a slightly less than civil manner. Turns out that guy is one of our company's biggest clients. FML
Today, due to technical problems, I had to call the company's IT-support as my computer went totally haywire. I explained via phone that I couldn't access anything. The support then tried contacting me by e-mail and got upset with me when I didn't answer. FML
Today, I was fired for "customer dissatisfaction." I work in IT and have never met one of my company's customers. FML
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Rainhawk94 27
Way to jump to conclusions
Rawr6591 21
Idk this joke
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Darkeena 6
I used to be a receptionist a long time ago and had a caller who had a strong accent. I felt really bad for asking him to repeat himself since I couldn't understand him. He started to get annoyed and it was only when I asked him to SPELL it that it dawned on me that he was actually asking me to do something perverted. (LOL! Snort!) I don't think he got off. ;-)
syed121417 22
Sorry, OP, but that was completely your fault for assuming.
jgarf66 11
On word..... Divorce
ileenefudge 29
What?
Ray_of_midnight 23
Hey, your next gig could be answering the phone at the Tube Bar.
kingvssj0 9
Ohh don't mind me I'm just preparing for the mike hunt jokes
damnit1989 16
Did you seriously just use someone's name in your FML?
ulissey_fml 22
He called you? You got me confused: wasn't it a note with some flowers he sent ?
18226099 3
Hello Mike Hunt, my name is Long Kok.
WeskersSexslave 15
mike hunt = my ****
kmp789 10
I can see why you'd be suspicious. In the future, if someone says their name is Haywood Jablomi I would safely assume its a prank.