Today, after meeting a girl for the first time and having sex with her, I found not only my wallet missing but also the 128 GB pen drive that had my project I've been working on for 6 months on it. I have to give the presentation in 3 days. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to turn in a coding project a few days early. After months of working on a code and saving backups, everything is gone or corrupted. I have to start from square one and turn it in less than 48 hours from now. FML
Today, I had just finished re-completing all my assignments because I had lost my USB last week. I reached into my pocket for gum, instead I found the USB that I had apparently lost. I spent my weekend alone rather than spending time with my friends. I don't have another weekend off for a month. FML
Today, I finally finished typing up a story I had been working on for about 7 months, saved it on my computer and left to hang with friends. Came home later to find my dad had sold my laptop in order to pay his phone bill. My hard work is now gone. FML
Today, my brother stole my hard drive and wiped it. My hard drive had a 10-page school project on it. The project is due tomorrow. FML
Today, after taking my clothes out of the washer, I noticed at the very bottom of the washer my boyfriend's USB stick I found a couple of days ago. The USB stick contains his English essay, and his novel he has been working on for almost six months. FML
Today, my friend told me she'd lost her notebook filled with crucial notes for our finals. She asked if she could borrow mine and copy my notes. She then lost my notebook too. FML
Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness about pickpocketing and to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML
Today, I was trying to show my mother how much detail I'd put into a group project that I had to present tomorrow. I then deleted the project, thinking that I was just removing it from my phone. Everyone's research and my three days of hard work went with it. FML
Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML
Today, while getting ice cream with a friend, her car got broken into. Nothing was taken except my backpack, which contained assignments making up 50% or more for grades in four separate classes. FML
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Top comments
coolmike699 26
I'm not going to be a judgmental guy and say that you deserved it for having a quick hookup. I will, however, be a smart computer user and say you deserved it for keeping such an important project only on a flash drive. Back up important stuff to at least 3 places!
Thor1012 28
Well..... I hope the sex was at least protected
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Comments (38)
RichardPencil 32
She was probably your rival's wife. In two days, he'll give your presentation and you'll have nothing. At least you had sex, right?
sousaphonist 14
...and you don't have your project backed-up?
lukcy_basartd 11
Oh, the pitfalls of Tinder, and internet hook-ups.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
it's weird that she stole that, I think you were set up
praahe 10
You slept with a girl you just met. You were kind of asking for it.
UpUpUpUrs 6
Looks like straight from a spy movie.
Viewerv 2
And this is why you should always backup!
Catdragon 40
you had her back up on you, but you couldn't back up your data?
Bearica_1776 1
that's one expensive hooker
the305 3
If you've been working on it for that long and it's that important you ****** up for not having it in more than one place. It's way too easy to lose a small usb stick