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Today, I found out the hard way that you can get carpal tunnel from masturbating. FML

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Ahhhhhh, I get it. The HARD way. :D

that's why I have carpel tunnel! thanks op

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Relax your grip. A soft touch is more effective and will leave you more sensitive for sex.

Lol. Time to get a partner?

just hump a pillow. unless you have back problems lol

carpol tunnel can be caused by any repetattive movement of the hand and wrist so it might be a combination of texting, typing and masturbating. its not the end of the world you can get a wrist support to help you out if it isn't too bad or if need be a small operation can be done. The pain is caused by the lining in your wrist that holds all the veins and nerves together getting too tight so they cut away the lining to allow them more freedom. Hopefully yours won't be bad enough for that though.

what's that?

vanessagirrl96 0

fail.

well yeah, if ya do it that much!..

crazychick303 0

I have Carpel tunnel and I got it cause I'm at a computer to much. u must be pretty lonely and pathetic to do that ALOT!

haahahaha ur from vermont

briidontgive_ 0

Poor op , I hope 67 is rightt kus chronic masturbation is pretty nasty sheesh find somethn else to occupy ur time

sounds like *puts on sunglasses* you could use a hand.

hahahaahahahahaha 87 win