Nuttjacob
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Alexa, play "****** Addict" by Buzzcocks
Today, I found out the hard way that you can get carpal tunnel from masturbating. FML
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SirEBC 7
Ahhhhhh, I get it. The HARD way. :D
felipe87 2
that's why I have carpel tunnel! thanks op
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AnagenisisZagus 13
The hand has failed you, huh? Three words: Too ******' bad.
nonameheroes 0
they have pocket ******* that will do all the work for you ya know...i'd seriously consider investing in one
CallMeHush 1
And here it is everytime I heard your mother call you The Shredder i thought it was because you liked TMNT when you were little. This might be a more recent event that triggered the nickname eh?
Jonkbaby 23
that must be difficult to come to grips with
zargon 1
Well... duh! What do you think the "R" in "RSI" stands for?
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Dude. Change it up. Switch hands. Get a gf or bf. You're just sad.
KometsVball14 4
It's an inflammatory disease that occurs in the joints of the wrists and fingers...it's very painful. I have it because I have played the violin for seven years.
HomeAl0ne 20
I didn't know that Masturbating carried carpal tunnels. Can you return it? Maybe the people at Masturbating will give you a refund. Or at least let you swap it for something more useful like a carnal tunnel.
lovecraft93 0
I think some of you are being a little bit harsh. Masturbating doesn't just stop when you get into a relationship, so he might still actually have a girlfriend and has unfortunately developed carpal tunnel. Even though that claim is probably a lame one, you should give the guy a break. FYL OP.
thatonename 7
no. he's pathetic because he masturbated to the point of giving himself carpal tunnel. everyone masturbates, but most people have some control or another outlet.
perdix 31
Take some ibuprofen and get a wrist support so you can keep spanking the monkey until you get hairy palms and go blind.
RedPillSucks 33
Most likely, he'll rub the skin off his member before that happens. If that doesn't cure chronic masturbation, I don't know what will (other than cutting off both his hands).
rawr9able 4
But then he could use his nubs to fap then.