Nuttjacob
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Alexa, play "****** Addict" by Buzzcocks
Today, I found out the hard way that you can get carpal tunnel from masturbating. FML
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SirEBC 7
Ahhhhhh, I get it. The HARD way. :D
felipe87 2
that's why I have carpel tunnel! thanks op
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iamthelaw 1
I salute you sir
KaitHud 0
That's a ridiculous amount of masturbating.
FMLPanda89 0
no it's not :D
ptxace 0
Gg lmfao
maddiester 5
I'm not saying masturbating is the worst, but seriously? all that is too much. sweety, you could at least get a prostitute.
felipe87 2
are you offering services?
Raddaya 3
Whatever he'll pay, I'll pay more. ;)
felipe87 2
I've got 75 cents!
Brutalsecurity 4
How much do you charge? I know a buddy that wants a STD...
Maflagulator 1
ZING!
Zakman94 0
Yeah, then he can have aids AND carpal tunnels.
gkflower 0
^haha
mycookiezz 0
zak, best comment ever
xXBlack_LegoxX 0
so r u suggesting ur self?
icrossedtheline 0
What about you
birchknollbabe32 0
that would actually be smart. sorry if ivsound really dumb, but I'm a little bit slow.
coolkid_matt 11
Sorry to be the idiot.. But what's carpal tunnel?
Person000 0
it's a major soreness in the wrist from repetitive things like tennis or masturbating, it causes severe pain when using the wrist.
GothicAngel17 24
i got that from working at KFC :D
Rawwrness 3
maybe he was masterbating and playing tennis at the same time?that would make it severe:P hehe
rroxie124 5
lmao
cdbank3 0
dumbass
needleinmypants_fml 3
would someone inform me on what carpal tunnel is? i have never heard of this.
Jonkbaby 23
imagine carpet lining a tunnel
insanesna1l 0
then imagine a car full of people on their way to work
Lizz7 0
Carpal Tunnel is basically an overuse injury in the wrists and forearms from a repeated hand, arm, or finger motion. It sucks a lot, because it never really goes away. I'm a music major with piano as my primary instrument and have carpal tunnel and tendonitis in both arms. It gets in the way of not only my music making but lots of other hand based activities, as well. Not fun. >
monnanon 14
it never goes away but i know a few people who have had an op to correct it, although its a simple op I don't know if it weakens your hand after. I imagine it would do since some nerve damage can be caused during carpol tunnel
NancyDeebensDPDS 0
lizz7, yeah, sure... go ahead, blame the music.... you don't have the female version of ops problem, I'm sure
maddiester 5
alright. raddaya and felipe, meet me at your local precinct :)
22cute 17
ha ha I had a BF who did that, He had to learn to ********** with the other hand! My advice tho is learn some new techniques & slow it down.
Qluz 3
correct me if lm wrong, but with carpal tunnal you lose your sense of touch just a bit? and if so cant he keep using that carpal tunnal hand to ********** to feel like someones giving him a handjob? like ummm if you guys dont know what im talking about, then i have no idea what im talking about :(
thatonename 7
it's called a stranger. sit on your hand till it goes numb and then do the deed. :)
FYLDeep 26
Gone in 60 Seconds is a great movie.
RedPillSucks 33
It can also be painful, so he really needs to either switch hands, get someone else to do it for him, or find a girlfriend he can have sex with.
massagenist 0
you might have gout which causes tendonitis. losing weight helps.
mariazzz 5
time to use your other hand...
carlosestrada1 4
win