Today, I told my husband I might want a baby, so he took me to visit his best friend who has a toddler and we stayed for an hour. I no longer want a baby. I want the pill wrapped in 2 condoms and a joint vasectomy/hysterectomy paid for with my non-baby disposable income, and my husband now has a shit eating grin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he might want kids one day, and he most definitely does not. In fact, he even thanked me for reminding him we need to stock up on condoms when we go shopping, plus he’s even considering a vasectomy just to make sure. I’m already pregnant. FML
Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML
Today, my husband is not talking to me because he was happy with the two children we had, but I had major baby fever and spent a year talking him into having just one more baby, and the ultrasound just showed I’m having triplets. FML
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Top comments
Lizzi Barlow 7
As someone with 3 kids, dont do it. It's a trap. Love your friends kids, nieces and nephews if you have them, and then send them home. lol
Warp1978 15
I'll second Lizzie here, as a parent who's thrid child is in the middle of a sleep regression where he doesn't sleep during the day or at night. 😒 Save your money time and frayed nerves.
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Comments (16)
DoctorPALO 14
1. You cannot base a life decision after spending 1 hour with someone else's kids. 2. If you're stupid enough to do number one anyway, never ever attempt to raise children OR pets.
tounces7 28
I think it's obvious who the smart one is in your relationship.
spinspinsugar 12
I'm adamantly child free...life is awesome! I get to do what I want, spend my money how I want, I wouldn't have it any other way.
Chelsea Schattner 9
Hey at least you know now and not after you have the kid. People who can't handle kids exist and it's ok. I myself don't want kids. My sister has a son and I spoil him as the cool aunt. Then after he is flying high on sugar I give him back to my sister..........she doesn't let me babysit lol. To those that say you will change your mind after you have one. Do you really want to risk someone who is unsure having a kid and they end up hating it? It is no guarantee that they will love the kid and in the meantime the kid suffers for it. That is how we end up with child abuse and/or a parent who doesn't want to ask for help because they will be admitting that they didn't get that magical all encompassing love bond that fixes everything. Just accept that not everyone wants or should have kids.
ViviMage 40
They do grow out of that stage eventually! If you have a hysterectomy, game over. Anything else has a chance to fail. When I go for surgery, anything short of a hysterectomy I need to do a pregnancy test.
DanielleinDC 34
I can think of no better way to confirm whether or not you want a baby than to spend time with a friend's or relative's spawn. It's better you find out now than before you get pregnant.