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Accidents come fast

Today, I hurt my jaw after I got hit by a car. While receiving medical attention, the paramedic accidentally punched me in the face. FML

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man I woulda punched em back.

Intern much?

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MassEffectNerd 0

I'm sure it was just a fly on your face or something

Marvin_Android 0

Sounds ghastly. You would have been luckier if the car had ended your miserable existence, or if the paramedic had continued to finish the job instead of changing his mind after only one punch. Now you have to continue with all the futility that existence entails. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

That's when you ask for some morphine

well sounded like you hurt your face so he punched the other side to put things back in place but obviously as your jaw was hurting your pronunciation was also out

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time for u to get a lawyer!

so clearly if you were In a serious car crash today...you'd be on FML

- Does your face hurt? -- Ye- - cuz it's KILLIN me!

how can that happen