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Accidents come fast

Today, I hurt my jaw after I got hit by a car. While receiving medical attention, the paramedic accidentally punched me in the face. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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man I woulda punched em back.

Intern much?

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BOOM Headshot!!!!

then don't coment on how EMS isn't a real job when he isn't looking.

Schizomaniac 24

FALCON PUNCH!!! First falcon punch comment, bitches.

This is for making me come get your dying ass! (bam),,, bitch!

Pastor_Rich 0

Mag, you've got a face only a mother could love, and maybe Jesus

Could have been worse lol - I'm a paramedic student and every paramedic I've been on the road with has told me about someone they've dropped the head end of the stretcher on. I'd much rather be punched in the face than dropped on my head!!

sunny_texas 2

lol that's crazy!

Happened to my friend 

OSUchicka614 0

omg that would be horrible! ouch!

It wasn't an accident. YDI for sleeping with his girlfriend!

SkullCanddi 0

There Should Be a Lke Button....~like~

Skullcanddi, you do realise that's what the thumbs up and down are for at the side, right? :P (I'm not sure if that's on the various Apps)

Schizomaniac 24

My comment disappeared. FALCON PUNCH! First falcon punch comment again, bitches.

Schizomaniac 24

And now it's back, and I look stupid. Thank you, FML. Thank you.

Schizomaniac 24

And it's gone again.. I'm crazy..

Schizomaniac 24

Every time I comment on its presence/absence, it changes. I'm crazy. I'm not crazy. I'm crazy. I'm not crazy. Shut up.

Schizomaniac 24

I do apologize, Mercy. I deserve death.

punch him bak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omigod, that sux. sorry. well, now u hav a funny story to tell your kids!!!!

Tasanasanta 0

Ortega, stop being Trollz... Pow! Right in the kissa!