By Mr. Sensitive Nips - 17/03/2011 22:38 - United States

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Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML
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holymolybro 0

"Sweety...can we..um..go in this alley for a sec.."

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chlorinegreen 27

tell her to stand in front of you?

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Thedrugslikeme2 0

I laughed twice.. the first time is when she pinched your nipple.

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TheNewGuy03 28

hey, think of it as something new that can be used to your advantage. that said... MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN. |the kid|

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heyheyhello 0

the Irish nipple curse eh? gets the best of us

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5t3ff1k4h 44

58 - He won't step on it if it's not flapping in the wind. Tape fixes that problem.

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choirnerd9 0

Everything's bigger in Texas.

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testthecoal 5

Except their brains.

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rebecca1992 0

I resent that remark... There are lots of smart people in Texas... And I hate it when people stereotype other... I hate it when people still act like races can't mix, etc. ...

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rebecca1992 0

I am in love with a half black half white man, and nobody knows it yet, not because I'm scared of what they may say, but because I can't be with him yet....

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oGarlande 0

dude if she caused it than she has the obligation to fix the problem. just go out to your car and have a quickie.

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rebecca1992 0

If I would've caused it I would have been very quick to 'jump on it'... lol ;-) and then I would've kept going and going, and pinching and pinching..... :-D) I can be fun in that area :)

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