By Mr. Sensitive Nips - 17/03/2011 22:38 - United States

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Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML
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holymolybro 0

"Sweety...can we..um..go in this alley for a sec.."

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chlorinegreen 27

tell her to stand in front of you?

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writergirl23 19

No one notices that sort of thing lol, and of they do it's kind of their fault for staring at people's crotches.

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magnetic_aura 26

Now you can use thus information in more appropriate settings. Should be fun for both of you! ;-)

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fantasyworld 37

I hate people that pinch you during St.Patrick's day for not wearing green.

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marigoldcobain 21

Did you know that men that are pleased by their nipples are more likely to enjoy anal sex? ...Stick a finger up there.

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