By Mr. Sensitive Nips - 17/03/2011 22:38 - United States

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Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML
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holymolybro 0

"Sweety...can we..um..go in this alley for a sec.."

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chlorinegreen 27

tell her to stand in front of you?

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froob 0

ydi fer not wearing green

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Impact_In_3_2_1 2

The biggest, most noticeable erection ever? That's a bit larger than a head is. You should just lean back and enjoy your size while giving pervy half-smiles at random strangers, then.

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bananahannahjo 0

LOL! THAT would be funny :)

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Igor_g5 0

So why is this an FML? So your **** got stiff. No problem.

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kinga08 0

Well at least now she knows what she needs to do to get it up quickly, and it doesn't require much physical effort on her part, haha! A lot of girls would love to be in her shoes.

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Igor_g5 0

As long as you weren't playing with kids when it happened.

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Mattskii 0

OP's name is filled with win.

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Igor_g5 0

Or were you embarrassed because the biggest hard-on you ever had was so tiny? Now everybody knows how underequipped you are.

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