By Mr. Sensitive Nips - 17/03/2011 22:38 - United States

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Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML
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holymolybro 0

"Sweety...can we..um..go in this alley for a sec.."

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chlorinegreen 27

tell her to stand in front of you?

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guitarspro 0

that's why I put my nipples on a strict bow-flex routine. they would never get out if line like that.

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joy_nash 7

Well...at least now you know what to ask for in bed next time!

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jamminjylie76 0

grrrrrrrrrrr Big Bioy Shevought to be oroud

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CaliSwaggGirl 0

have her help you out in a bathroom

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KaiDisguise 6

Look on the bright side, she now knows what REALLY turns you on. Next time, wear the green.

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briissocoollike 8

U shoulda embraced the hardness.

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babyjp2013 0

Nice one ;o haha :P

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Pewdiepiebro 4

Happened to me many times!Except the nipple pinching.

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