By Mr. Sensitive Nips - 17/03/2011 22:38 - United States

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Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML
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holymolybro 0

"Sweety...can we..um..go in this alley for a sec.."

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chlorinegreen 27

tell her to stand in front of you?

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quicheme45 0

Wow fyl....... what not to do in a public place........

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perdix 29

Remember, if it lasts more than four hours, call your physician. Doctors love to point and laugh.

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eject 0

haha no if it lasts for more than 4 hours call all your friends!

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kinga08 0

LMAO! Haha, that will definitely do the trick. But putting his hands in his pants in public to do the up-n-tuck would be awkward. But then again, having an uncontrollable boner in public is bad enough.

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Timmeyh87 0

In public is still better than dinner at her parents house. I can picture it; You refusing to leave the dinner table after everbody else has finished their meals.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Shit, the secrets out now, women now know where the secret 'ON' switch for the male species thanks to you.

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Nursiepoo 0

Try whips and floggers next!

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Stupidpeopleanno 5

Find what makes her horny and then tweak your own nipples. Babies will be made.

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just_sayin_81 4

I'm sure you two could have figured out how to fix that problem... ;)

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j_cat187 19

if u wer drunk u wouldent get a bonner

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boopityboppity 11

If you weren't drunk, you might be able to use a keyboard.

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