Nearly FMLs

By notsoclever - 21/02/2019 23:47 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a massive argument because I suggested he should get a part-time job while studying. The same boyfriend that i have been supporting for almost a year of him being unemployed. Im paying his rent, bank loans, gym and food.. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 124

You deserved it 524

By DoodleDoo - 20/02/2019 09:02

Today I found out that my guy best friend that I have known for six years, and have been dating for the last year or so, had sex with another woman that he just met. She’s pregnant and they are talking about getting married to raise the baby. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 12

You deserved it 1

By Kye - 20/02/2019 03:16

Today, my literal best friend for the past few years completely blocked me on everything. Stopped answering text messages and when I dmed her on insta, she blocked me on that as well. I'm also not straight and not cis and she was the only one that accepted me and used my pronouns and name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11

You deserved it 3

By Alone - 20/02/2019 01:42

Today I called my boyfriend of over four years because I was feeling a bit insecure and wanted a bit of reassurance that he wanted me. We ended up breaking up. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 11

You deserved it 1

By Skywalker - 19/02/2019 23:48

Today, This morning i went to my car to have a cigarette. Im minding my business, on my phone, when a lady who lives in the next building walks up and asks if im homeless.( I have a brand new car.) I say i live here.. Do you have a job? Uh yeah. Still not convinced, she lists off places hiring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10

You deserved it 1

By GoldenGirl - 18/02/2019 19:43 - United States - Lorton

Today, I realized i’m jealous of my Sims life. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 9

You deserved it 3

By Kat - 18/02/2019 23:15

Today, My only two friends, one of which I have known since I was 4, have bailed on my 18th birthday party last minute, planned the whole night around their interests and they were the only two invited, why? Cause they wanted to go out tonight instead of tomorrow and they "already had their 18th"......FML

I agree, your life sucks 11

You deserved it 0

By Bean0912 - 18/02/2019 23:05

Today, on my drive to work after the 3rd snowstorm this month, I was very cautious. I made it outside of work when a truck pulled out in front of me, causing me to hit my brakes (which locked) & slam into the guy in front of me who had also slammed on his brakes. The truck drove away...FML.

I agree, your life sucks 8

You deserved it 1

By With friends like these... - 18/02/2019 13:52 - United States - Somerville

Today, I got into an accident driving home from the airport and had to be hospitalized. I asked my friend to bring me my laptop, and he did. Too bad he decided to change my desktop background to a porn image, which a nurse got to see along with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10

You deserved it 0

By Sadboi - 18/02/2019 18:59

Today marks the 8th year anniversary since I last had sex. I've been in a relationship for 10 years and have only had sex once.FML

I agree, your life sucks 11

You deserved it 5

By Wow - 18/02/2019 11:11 - United States

Today, my teacher went to help another student in front of me. While she was helping the student, her bottom was right in front of my face. She farted. Not once, not twice, but three times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11

You deserved it 0

By "duckiemarie5468797" - 18/02/2019 14:00

Today, my boss told me she doesn't care if customers complain and told me I needed to leave my desk with a line of 10+ people waiting to be helped because the task she wanted done is top priority. 3 days ago I was scolded due to a customer complaint and told customer satisfaction is my top priority. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 334

You deserved it 84

By Anonymous - 18/02/2019 08:35

Today I was having sex with my girlfriend in my bedroom. Little did we know that my brother was on the other side of the door jacking off to my girlfriend's picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9

You deserved it 1

By Anonymous - 18/02/2019 04:57

Today, it's been 6 months since my husband moved into our 4 year olds bedroom because I asked if we could have sex for my birthday. The last time we had sex was when I was 10 weeks pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9

You deserved it 0

By DDT - 18/02/2019 03:00 - United Kingdom - Leigh-on-sea

Today after literally 1000s of texts, hours of chats and banter, my co-worker and i admitted that we love each other but can’t leave our own partners for a myriad of complicated reasons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 480

You deserved it 1 237

By JustGreat - 18/02/2019 03:55 - Norway - Sarpsborg

Today, after finally forcing myself out of isolation and my comfort-zone by dating after being single for my whole 25 year long life, the lovely man I've been meeting told me he has a STD. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7

You deserved it 0

By ManNeeds2019 - 17/02/2019 09:00 - United States - Dallas

Today is day 28 since a corrective surgery on my urethra. During my recovery I made my wife cum twice while my catheter made erections excruciating. She still hasn't had sex with me and accused me of "treating her like a sex object" for asking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 298

You deserved it 162

By I tried - 16/02/2019 12:03 - United States - Walla Walla

Today the girl I’ve been in love with for a year turned me down because we’re too good of friends and she wouldn’t want to ruin it that would make sense if she hadn’t told me 6 months ago when I first asked that though I’m cute she only dates people she can be friends with first I can’t win FML

I agree, your life sucks 8

You deserved it 0

By BirthdayParty - 16/02/2019 19:00

Today after months of planning my daughters' birthday party and a having to delay it once I woke up on the morning of the party puking my guts out. Fml.

I agree, your life sucks 9

You deserved it 0

By Anonymous - 16/02/2019 16:40

Today, I found out that my managers have scheduled me for the two shifts I cannot work due to prior commitments. I made it clear that I had prior commitments when I was interviewed for the job. This is the third time they've done this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9

You deserved it 0

By "carmasinclair" - 16/02/2019 08:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today I broke off my passenger mirror because there was a huge carpet sticking out of a trash can. I hit it barely going 10 miles an hour and now its going to cost 200+ to fix. fml

I agree, your life sucks 1 153

You deserved it 617

By Anonymous - 16/02/2019 13:17 - France

Today, I was on my way home, taking the subway. Thinking that I’m with no one but strangers in the wagon, I pick my nose a little bit. I hear voices and turn around. A guy I knew who was in my grade (but in a different class) was watching me the whole time. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 7

You deserved it 6

By Liphaem5 - 16/02/2019 09:53

Today, I had to apply for a job in retail, because, 2 years after getting my degree (which isn't retail related), I don't qualify anywhere since the minimum level of education has changed to Honours in the past 3 years. My husband and I can't afford me not working, so I have no choice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9

You deserved it 0

By Mamabear - 16/02/2019 06:10

Today, the man I married treats me as if I’m a human ATM. Not only does this keep me from having the money to go back to school, but it also drains any funds I have to pay for the lawyer I would need to allow me to leave with our daughter. Fml.

I agree, your life sucks 11

You deserved it 3

By Fanci - 15/02/2019 21:00 - United States - Luxemburg

Today I found out that my landlord is switching to a property management company, and it will take 2 weeks for my rent to get deposited to them when I send it, when I could just go across town and pay it in cash before. My rent is due in a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 417

You deserved it 130

By Crackers - 16/02/2019 03:02

Today, I'm bitter about Valentine's Day, but not for the typical reason. Last year, my cat died on Valentine's Day. This year, it was my grandma :'( I hope this doesn't become a new trend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9

You deserved it 0

By Myotonic misery - 15/02/2019 20:39 - United States

Today I was diagnosed with myotonic muscular dystrophy and its genetic. This mean that any kid I have has the chance to inherit my condition they also have a higher rate of mental disorders . My wife and I can no longer have the two more we want. This also will destroy my muscles and organs FML.

I agree, your life sucks 13

You deserved it 0

By LucyLollipop - 15/02/2019 18:16 - United States - Omaha

Today, I agreed to stay a max of two hours past my shift because of a coworker’s doctor appointment. It’s now three hours later and I apparently have another two to go. I’m security, I can’t leave until my relief arrives. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8

You deserved it 0

By thefornicated - 16/02/2019 00:59 - Germany

Today, I found out it's possible in my language (German) to change "I want to hold you" into "I want to f*ck you in the ass" by changing three letters. In one word. Thanks, autocorrect! FML

I agree, your life sucks 7

You deserved it 2

By Krissysky - 15/02/2019 23:08

Today my boyfriend of 10 years and I had a spat. We live together in Iowa. It snows here. He flat out refuses to take his shoes off inside the house, so I'm constantly having to change my socks because of it. I mentioned it. He flipped out and threw his phone. He's sleeping alone tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8

You deserved it 1

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

The Top

Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 378

You deserved it 2 660

Today, i had to explain to two different adults that being illiterate is a valid reason to fire them. I have absolutely no idea how they were hired in the first place. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 070

You deserved it 157

Today, after 2 months of searching, I finally found a good, stable job. How does the universe reward me upon waking up on my very first day? With a burning yeast infection. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 841

You deserved it 2 666

Today, I got yelled at by my supervisor for getting an hour of overtime yesterday. The reason I had an hour of overtime was because that same supervisor made me stay late. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 113

You deserved it 1 061

Today, a "friend" tried to sell me a digital camera that I recognized that was stolen from my home a week earlier, along with a few other things. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 777

You deserved it 267

Today, I no longer need an alarm clock. My cat has learned to jump on my boobs at precisely 7:30 every morning. If I don't get up immediately, she just keeps jumping on my boobs. I'm an E cup. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 660

You deserved it 391