Nearly FMLs

By Disrespectful - 03/01/2019 00:00

Today while on holiday with my entire family, I realised that I have no respect for the adults in the family because they behave more like children then the children in the family do FML

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By Bee - 02/01/2019 18:00

Today getting ready to host his mom for Xmas my husband suggested he should go see a foreign film - previously unmentioned as he "knew" I had no interest apparently. 10 years ago we feel in love over foreign film and until 4 months ago watched one just about every week. He has no memory of this. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 00:00

Today my girlfriend cancelled coming over for Christmas for the 3rd year In a row.

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By TipYourWaitress - 31/12/2018 18:00

Today, a customer of mine at the restaurant I work at decided not to tip me, instead opting I "keep the change". That was nice of him, but I don't think he realizes it doesn't work that way. FML

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By Whatajoke - 29/12/2018 05:00 - United States - Portland

Today, my husband said I was wrong for asking him to remove a girl off his Facebook who he went on severals dates with. I only asked him to do that when he said he was keeping her to spare her feelings, and wouldn’t delete her if I ever expressed unease. He doesn’t see that as putting her first. FML

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By girl - 26/12/2018 20:00

Today, after finally finishing all my college finals, I was ready to go to spend a relaxing Christmas break with my family. Only to find out that I had to unpack my mom and dad's new house, and they expected it done before Christmas. Christmas is in less than two weeks and my mom is a hoarder. FML

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By Nona - 26/12/2018 18:00

Today, I was flirting with this boy who is an exchange student at my school. He has never given any indication that he is taken. When I asked him out, I discovered he had a girlfriend back in his home country. We just stared at each other. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2018 04:00

Today, in class I saw a boy who always makes jokes about me wearing a bracelet. I knew this could be my chance to get him back for all the years he had been mocking everything I do, so I said his bracelet was sh*t. Turns out it was a charity bracelet for his dying brother... FML

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By SadWife - 25/12/2018 16:00 - United States - Aurora

Today, I got married. My husband and I just wanted to spend a romantic evening together to celebrate. He came down with a nasty bug and slept for 16 hours straight. I spent my wedding day drinking and crying alone. I feel guilty for being so upset, but can never get this day back. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2018 18:00

Today...I found out that my best friend/boyfriend has to move to a different part of Texas because his mom is sending him to Military school for 6 years.I will never see him again and he was the only guy I’ve ever trusted.FML

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By whoops - 24/12/2018 07:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today I was feeling nostalgic and let my kids watch one of my favorite childhood movies; Back to the Future. I got up to get more snacks and completely forgot about the attempted parking lot rape scene. Cue very uncomfortable stares and questions. Fml

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By Mjskywalk - 22/12/2018 12:00

Today my toddler woke up at 3:30 am, finally went back to sleep at 4:30 am and my husband’s alarm went off at 5:30 am. He has hit snooze 4 times so far. FML

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By KarentheInsomniac - 22/12/2018 00:00

Today my insomnia was so bad when I finally fell asleep I had a nightmare that it was my birthday and everyone I know forgot. When I woke up I was happy that I slept at all. I guess nightmares are a good thing now. FML

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By Honeymoontraveler - 21/12/2018 02:00

Today I am traveling for my honeymoon with my wife. So far we have been assigned separate seat in all our planes and no one wants to trade seat so we sit together, FML.

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By oledad - 21/12/2018 00:00

Today, my ex handed me a postitive pregnancy test while sobbing uncontrollably. Turns out drunken, lonely weekends with an old lover can have serious repercussions. Here's to 18 more years with the bitch. FML

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By llostinreality - 18/12/2018 09:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I was awoken at 2AM being told to put some clothes on and get out as soon as possible, as the house is filled with smoke and flames are coming from one of the walls. FML

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By belly jumper - 18/12/2018 16:09

Today I was laying on my bed reading a book when my dog decided to jump on my stomach and use it as a trampoline as I doubled over in pain

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By Imfricken24 - 18/12/2018 06:13 - Australia

Today, while working as a radiographer, a patient told me how young I looked, and guessed my age as 12-16... I’m 24, and fully qualified, with a bachelors degree...

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By Mario - 18/12/2018 04:37 - United States - New Kensington

I went to the store with my 16 year old cousin, he took my lemonade and insisted on paying for it. The cashier said “I like that, that’s exactly what a son should do for his father.” I told him “what’re you talking about man, I’m only 20.” To which he replied “oh I feel bad now”

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By Notok - 18/12/2018 08:13

Today I was looking through an old text chat with someone to find a picture. "Someone" also happens to be my crush's sister. I accidentally used an imessage bubble thing (like "questioned" and such) on an old text. It's also 2 AM. FML.

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By Raha_S - 18/12/2018 06:41

Each one of us has needs we have not had until now.some hope for a better life.others hope foe a stress-free life, and so once you know your needs it is easy to set your goals.If you do not recognize these needs, just keep your emotions in the hands of the things you do everyday

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By Raha_S - 18/12/2018 06:32

Today, I got a course in French, I did it ☺️FML

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By Oh no - 18/12/2018 05:59

Today, in my job as a stripper, I got called to an event with about 7 of my other coworkers. I showed up and it’s my fiancé’s bachelor party. This wouldn’t be so bad if he wasn’t drunk and he hit on every one of my coworkers but me. The only people who paid any attention to me were his friends. FML.

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By "Bronnie Victoria" - 17/12/2018 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the shop with my little girl when an old man farted on her. FML

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By Kyz - 17/12/2018 06:14 - Australia

Today I slept with a guy for the first time in 3 years, right as we finished he said ‘you should leave I feel guilty I have a girlfriend’. FML...

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By help - 17/12/2018 10:02

I’ve been watching a lot of kdramas that have a whole bunch of rich guys that take their girls on amazing dates and everyone looks amazing. I feel very disappointed in my life. I’m very sad.

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By "drkennethnoisewater" - 17/12/2018 07:58

After a 20 year marriage, the first guy I start hanging out with ditched me the day before we were going to hook up for his ex... who dumped, him for another dude who she was cheating on him with...openly...FML

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By AwwwCrap - 17/12/2018 02:45

Today, whilst walking at dusk with my newlywed wife, she asked me to her find something to throw out on the frozen pond. I found what I thought was a pine cone in the dark, and picked it up with my bare hand. It was a piece of dog shit. It was still soft. FML

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By Vaper - 17/12/2018 02:20

Today I went to Taco Bell an ordered an Ariana Grande, but they gave me a Pete Davidson instead... FML

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By azarath - 17/12/2018 01:33

Today, I discovered that my daughter’s first grade teacher told her that she’d be doing the world a favor if she committed suicide. I found out because I picked her up and she asked me what ‘suicide’ means. Did I mention she’s six? FML

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Today, I had a long conversation with my fiancé about how smoking menthol cigarettes is not a substitute for brushing your teeth. He still isn't convinced. FML

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to make me dinner surrounded by a candlelight setting. By the time I got home, we had 7 firefighters surrounding our house. Turns out one of the candles fell on the carpet and lit up the curtain as well. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML

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Today, I left my sunroof on my truck open for 5 minutes while I ran into the bank. When I came out, a seagull had gotten into my truck. I managed to open the doors and get it out, but not before it tore up a seat and pooped everywhere inside my truck. FML

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Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML

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Today, after hanging out with my boyfriend’s group once, they’ve decided I’m a “prissy stuck-up bitch who thinks she’s perfect.” I’m not at all. They just engage in nothing but insults and self-deprecating “jokes” without any real conversation. Sorry for not putting myself down for amusement. FML

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