Today, I got into an accident driving home from the airport and... - FML

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By With friends like these... - 18/02/2019 13:52 - United States - Somerville

Today, I got into an accident driving home from the airport and had to be hospitalized. I asked my friend to bring me my laptop, and he did. Too bad he decided to change my desktop background to a porn image, which a nurse got to see along with me. FML

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