By wow - 23/06/2011 08:53 - France
The Top
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By Capteen - 22/04/2012 12:17 - Australia - Brisbane
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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 02:49 - United States
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Mortifying
By whatashame - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 09:22 - United States - Brooklyn
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By fuck you dad - 30/03/2013 18:17 - Ireland - Carrickmacross
First time?
By ajdown - 17/06/2011 20:23 - United Kingdom
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By patrickalamo - 14/06/2011 14:23 - United States
Stuck on Amber
By 1234567898765432 - 27/03/2009 16:47 - Canada
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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville
By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 00:14 - United States
Experiment with awkwardness
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By war_monkey - 10/04/2014 12:20 - Canada - Whitby
war_monkey tells us more.
It started on april fools with some very lame joke and he has decided to carry on with it and screw around. Thanks for all of the funny comments and yes, I wanted to punch jeff in the face. He has stopped and I showed him the published FML, XD.
Where am I?
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By Anonymous - 08/04/2014 16:07 - Italy - Vigodarzere
Panic on the streets of Hanford
By greeneyedpothead - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Hanford
Anaconda
By lizbeth - 23/05/2021 04:01
TMI
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Surrey
By fartingdogprego - 23/07/2010 13:18 - United States
fartingdogprego tells us more.
Thanks for those that understand! Hubby--great guy, went on this trip to get paternity leave later. Timing just sucks with bedrest (high blood pressure, just precaution, can't drive, walk the dog, clean, cook, work, etc) and a dummy move to give the dog food he's not used to. Texas is too hot to leave him outside. My mom helps in the am before work, and his mom is helping in the pm after work. Cooler with food they are making me and the laptop are making it bearable, and friends/hubby call all the time on the cell. Can get up to use the restroom as needed. Just sucks to be in bed or on the couch with a farting dog and not able to walk him and get some fresh air.
By diddlebuag - 27/05/2011 22:09 - United States
Baby you can't drive your car
By Anyom - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Detroit
Happy intoxication day
By rubber_duckie177 - 24/09/2009 11:25 - United States
Spill the tea
By panicelement - 27/02/2013 07:17 - United States - Carbondale
Dumb it down
By alejandro38 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Emma-Louise - 20/05/2011 19:46 - France
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OP here! I definitely have a new mattress, and the frames been well cleaned as it was in storage for a while. To the people saying get over it - I'm not upset or creeped out too much, I just thought it was FML worthy. And no, I have no intention of 'repeating the cycle' to my children as such - I need to finish my studies before even considering children!