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By makeupsex - 14/02/2012 11:25 - Canada
By makeupsex - 14/02/2012 11:25 - Canada
By Anonymous - 20/01/2013 18:22 - New Zealand - Hamilton
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By deadmedia - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
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By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 03:48
They didn't tell me I can't have a relationship with her, just that we can't visit each other anymore (due to the tighter COVID restrictions) even though we live on the same base and people whose girlfriends live off-base can still visit their girlfriends.
By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States
By lovely321 - 02/04/2011 19:46 - United States
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By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 19:02 - Canada - Belle River
By toad - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
By emma209 - 24/01/2012 18:07 - Canada
By FckMyLife - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Carmen VanDiest - 24/04/2020 02:00
By warrior1995 - 14/05/2016 19:26 - Canada - Barrie
Hey guys! OP here, So to start things off, yes i know i'm an idiot... This is the first time i am ever attending an event like this and excitement got the best of me. I didn't really think of the idea that the wristband would lock, i had tried every possible thing to get it off but it was only making it tighter. Thank you to the few of you that were suggesting that twist off method to loosen it but unfortunately this bracelet had an extra piece so the clip itself could not be twisted off. To those of you commenting that it must be an EDM festival i'm attending because "only someone who goes to raves is stupid enough to do something like that" It is not an EDM festival. As for a follow up, I contacted the group on facebook and twitter a couple days ago and they finally got back to me today and told me to contact their support email. The person who responded there told me that i could simply cut off the band and that if i bring in the broken band, my receipt (proof of purchase), and my ID that i will be able to get a replacement at the festival. They also told me i would have to wait in a line for it, which is usually fairly long but there isn't any extra fee for the replacement. I am fine with this because it is a lot better than the alternative of being out the $300+ and not being able to attend this event! Thanks for all the comments guys :)
By fffmmll - 21/03/2011 16:58 - United Kingdom
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