By inseriouspain - 22/08/2010 21:20 - United States
The Top
Excuuuuuuuuse me!
By LadySteveMartin - 02/04/2013 00:18 - United States - Woonsocket
Kinda weird
By god - 29/04/2014 18:48 - United Kingdom - Livingston
And you ask find yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
By soontobesingle - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Sherborne
By Voice29 - 26/03/2009 21:11 - United States
By Anonymous - 12/06/2011 06:37 - United States
By Anonymous - 05/10/2017 20:45 - Nigeria
By Spooprfailed - 08/04/2014 05:32 - Canada - Winnipeg
Spooprfailed tells us more.
Corporate
By crap - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
Totally worth it
By Charity Taylor - 05/10/2019 18:00
By Anonymous - 26/03/2012 01:10 - United States
Economy class
By Anonymous - 09/10/2019 02:01
By Cody - 07/03/2009 18:15 - United States
By Scarlett - 16/02/2013 06:03 - Canada - Barrie
By h4rdy - 09/03/2012 16:55 - United States
Oh, hi Sharon!
By graveyard-sh*t - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
By coppervains - 22/02/2014 18:13 - United States - Livonia
Impossible relationship
By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 16:30
By Skyra - 02/03/2012 21:06 - Portugal
Skyra_fml tells us more.
To the people that keep having a hissy fit about me hating IKEA — deal with it. It's a matter of personal taste and I happen to dislike not only the design of their pieces but also the quality of their furniture; which is rubbish. You like it? Fine, whatever. I couldn't care less. I don't like it and I'm not changing my mind just because you think I should like it. And, again, personally, to me, IKEA is overrated. With that in mind, please feel free to hate me, or my furniture preferences, as much as you like; I'll be here in my little country having a life.
DUDE! WTF?
By imanidiot - 03/03/2009 06:29 - United States
By megomania - 02/05/2011 13:51 - United States
By Soon2beexhr - 05/02/2018 15:00
Wasted moment
By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00
By juice723 - 02/02/2014 02:07 - United States - Brooklyn
juice723 tells us more.
So yeah I've seen some comments asking for a follow up... I'm a girl. my mom has always said that her greatest regret was not having more children herself, but she's, you know, going through menopause... So I think wanting a lot of grandchildren is her way of making up for that. She has also clarified that she will be happy with four grandchildren, which is what I want to have. It was just wishful thinking that she could have that many grandchildren to help raise. Sorry if this long comment is confusing, but I hope it helps to clear things up!
By embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States
By JerseyGirl - 04/09/2009 16:52 - United States
Real smooth
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Mdrk783 - 02/09/2009 08:41 - United States
By Anonymous - 08/06/2016 19:26 - Belgium - Overijse
Rookie mistake
By Lokimagnus - 25/03/2020 23:05
Keywords
Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911