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By randommanwill - 16/02/2016 20:22 - United States - Philadelphia
By randommanwill - 16/02/2016 20:22 - United States - Philadelphia
By trifioso - 08/01/2014 13:56 - United States
By sexlube - 01/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Kirkland
By ferret702 - 05/02/2016 12:04 - United States - Las Vegas
By Anonymous - 08/12/2014 23:11 - United States - Falls Church
By Fitz - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By itchyyet - 03/01/2016 05:52 - Australia - Hawker
By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 11:37 - Australia
By Halloween Fail - 01/11/2014 03:59 - United States - Braidwood
By hi_im_ughlee - 16/12/2015 00:32
Turns out it was just hormones. As you can see, I am a girl, so that kinda set my sister off because she wants her son to look like a boy. Also, my sister and I looked very much alike when we were growing up, so that could be why my mother sees a resemblance in my nephew. Anyway, she said it was nothing against me she's just emotionally overwhelmed, but hey I got an FML and a laugh out of it! Thanks for the congrats, hope it made you all laugh too! (:
By Deadpool434 - 19/10/2014 19:27 - Ireland - Dublin
By Unistudent - 30/01/2019 13:00 - United Kingdom - Plymouth
By Leftattheairport - 09/02/2019 18:00
By facepalm - 15/10/2014 23:36 - United States - Gainesville
By blah blah - 28/02/2019 14:00
By Newgenmom - 18/12/2020 19:02 - United Kingdom
By Wtf - 10/07/2013 05:24 - United States - Miamisburg
By Kens - 20/05/2009 00:51 - Canada
By sunny_funny - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - Cyprus - Nicosia
By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville
By Concert Flatulent - 10/07/2012 04:44 - United States - Marshall
By abbiexo97 - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
By lacsmac2 - 01/11/2015 14:10 - Australia
By ihatepizza - 21/12/2016 22:49 - United States - Aurora
By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey
By Nick M - 19/12/2016 17:49
By Anonymous - 15/08/2014 21:35 - United States - Green Lane
By failing - 16/10/2015 16:40 - United States - Greenbelt
By htothecr - 03/05/2009 21:05 - United States
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I am the OP, and I thank those of you who offered support to me, and my children. For the record: my husband and I divorced a month ago. I asked him REPEATEDLY what the status of his relationship was with his roommate, and he looked me right in the eye every time and denied they were involved. Two weeks after the divorce was granted in court, he told the kids the truth. FML only accepts stories that start with "today...." so yes, I fudged that bit a little. They have been together for two years. We were still in marriage counseling when they started up. And no, I didn't know. Seriously. I didn't, When someone you have known and loved for 20 years tell you something, you tend to believe it. Until you find out your whole life was a lie, that is.