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The Top
Excuse you?
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Really close
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Face gone out of control
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All you need is hate
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Let me in!
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Who's been a naughty girl?
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By anon - 29/11/2011 23:59 - United Kingdom
I have sex
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By Anonymous - 15/10/2012 10:28 - United States - Richmond
Caught in 4K
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By Anonymous - 23/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Pittsburgh
Meanwhile, at Harvard…
By 552220000 - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
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By trifioso - 08/01/2014 13:56 - United States
trifioso tells us more.
I am the OP, and I thank those of you who offered support to me, and my children. For the record: my husband and I divorced a month ago. I asked him REPEATEDLY what the status of his relationship was with his roommate, and he looked me right in the eye every time and denied they were involved. Two weeks after the divorce was granted in court, he told the kids the truth. FML only accepts stories that start with "today...." so yes, I fudged that bit a little. They have been together for two years. We were still in marriage counseling when they started up. And no, I didn't know. Seriously. I didn't, When someone you have known and loved for 20 years tell you something, you tend to believe it. Until you find out your whole life was a lie, that is.
By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 07:45 - Australia - College Park
Good news
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Cotton Eye Joe
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Cowboy contractors
By Anonymous - 29/12/2021 05:01
Keywords
Hi everyone, OP here. Never thought this would get posted. I think the worst part of what happened was that only my teacher one fiend and myself seemed to have noticed. We stared at each other in silence for a bit before I asked my teacher if I could go walk it off. He let me.