By pchemist - 22/02/2009 00:13 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
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d00d_c0m3_0n 0

He's probably just embarrassed that he couldn't keep up with you.

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picabo889 11

no offence but i think he just said that cuz he wasnt into it and just wanted to leave without offending u. again no offence i mean i obvioulsy have no idea but i dont think that was really his reason to break it off.

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anonymous176 0

Wow, I get that all the time from my boyfriend. He tells me he's sorry he can't be as good, but he totally is. He says he stays because he's too selfish to give me up

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butlerreid 0

what a ******* retard!! but at least now you can find someone of your own caliber.

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oliboi 0

wtf?!?!?!?!?! u can neer b "to good". he shudv kept u and actually had fun

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fookyouu 0

ya u suck good weiner?

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scotty1234 0

hahaha I like the WTF part

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metalboxzes 0

hmmm.... I would say that he was a lucky man. Not anymore apparently lol.

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