By pchemist - 22/02/2009 00:13 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
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d00d_c0m3_0n 0

He's probably just embarrassed that he couldn't keep up with you.

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Theideaofmusic 0

That's hilarious, he's a moron. Find someone better.

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JigglyPuffHash 0

WTF is he on???? How does that even make sense? Just.. WOW. Wow. To hell with him!

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LifeSUCKS143 0

Wow he is the biggest douchebag on the face of the universe. At least you know you're great at sex! haha.. If a person truly cares about someone, the passion just comes naturally. He's an asssssss, you deserve wayyyyyy better.

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jim_witness 0

JigglyPuffHash hit it right on the head. Just watch the movie "Vacation" and wait until Chevy Chase is wandering the desert and right before the indians say "What an idiot" pause it and bring whathisface into the room. then press play.

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Bkkid99 0

HEs deffinitely a retarded person .

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ShadowsLight 4

Personally, I would love to have a gf that has slept around a lot. Imagine the ego boost: "I have slept with a lot of guys, but I have chosen to be with you... now let me show you something that will blow your mind!" Seriously, who wants to sleep with a virgin anyway? And if you are just that naturally talented, let's hook up ;-)

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