By pchemist - 22/02/2009 00:13 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
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d00d_c0m3_0n 0

He's probably just embarrassed that he couldn't keep up with you.

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MEGAJOSH 0

You know it's not THAT unlikely that he's telling the truth. Some guys like the fact that they're girlfriends are innocent or whatever (in a non-creepy way).

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CrazedLeper 0

He's lying; if you were "too good" he wouldn't be able to just walk away.

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RadRetro 0

He seems like he wants to be the one in control.

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downthealley 0

I think what he is trying to say is, "I was cheating on you."

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Danyell 0

Yeah it really sucks when people tell me I am too good at sex... take your talents elsewhere!!

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eat_it 0

He was obviously insecure. Booooooo....

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podrummer9209 0

Pahahah... I have gotten the 'you're too good to not have that much experience' comments before. Reading naughty stories gives you lots of ideas...

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Lilecchi 3

Damn some's got some probs

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erry_j 0

Wow. He's either gay. Or just used the LAMEST excuse to break up with you BECAUSE he's gay. or cheating. Forget him. Take that compliment and run with it! Lol.

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