By pchemist - 22/02/2009 00:13 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
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d00d_c0m3_0n 0

He's probably just embarrassed that he couldn't keep up with you.

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breenarae25 0

op your supposed to say FML at the end, not WTF

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heyyyyyyyyyyyy 0

this isn't "WTF FML" the WTF is implied *****.

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Lookonthesunnysi 10

Sounds familiar, the only guy I ever slept with or even kissed called me a lying b**** for the same reason. Funny thing is, I didn't want to sleep with him in the first place!

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Marcelb 17

So what you're saying is that the one guy you slept with (so also your first) was someone you didn't want to sleep with... and still you did. Unless he raped you, which would of course would be horrible (but I think you'd have mentioned that or most probably wouldn't have said this at all) FAIL.

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glenzhao2 16

She DID say FML. deerrrp

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