By pchemist - 22/02/2009 00:13 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
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d00d_c0m3_0n 0

He's probably just embarrassed that he couldn't keep up with you.

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08DIB 0

why would he say that he must feel bad about not being as good.

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EmreArslan 11

Thats actually a trick 2 break up with her. Who in the world would break up with someone thats very good in sex? I know i wouldnt

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Zkenny13 6

I would walk into his parents house and be like I stole your sons virginity!!

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writergirl23 19

Say, "You're the one that made me that good at sex!!" and it'll be all good. Or you could call his bluff and act surprised and complimented that he thought you were good, cuz you thought you weren't. ? Just some ideas. More than one way to skin a cat.

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awkward_gothlady 32

Now you can say you're not into being with someone with bizarre preconceived ideas about people.

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