By pchemist - 22/02/2009 00:13 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
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d00d_c0m3_0n 0

He's probably just embarrassed that he couldn't keep up with you.

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StephC_fml 0

Don't worry about it, he just can't handle you. Go find a guy that can, you'll be better off.

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Jordn_fml 0

Wow, talk about insecurity issues... =S

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MaaiQue 0

Be happy, you deserve better. what an ass

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Dirtydan93 0

What a deuche. If you're good at sex...come on baby

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dslax08 0

wat an idiot..... he doesnt deserve you obviously so can i have your phone number??

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vampirate 0

reason #43 to wait until you're married!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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drowsheep 0

I want you to know that I'm mixed between number 8 and 9..

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zephyrae13 0

He just feels guilty at himself for liking it so much, so he turned it against you accusing you of not being a virgin, just so he doesn't feel uneasy. Save yourself for a guy who loves you for your faults and you for his, not this joker.

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iKon0014 3

the hell someone has issues, break up over to good of sex?

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seb12992 0

Well good riddance, go find someone who isn't a complete fucktard.

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