By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me and left me with the responsibility of the turtle that I never wanted but she insisted we buy "together." A little bit of research has revealed that Andre will live for "at least 30 years." FML
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arela 0

give it away give it away give it away now

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Night22_fml 4

give him to a petco.

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ch_kisama 0

tell her to take or give it away...not an FML (well the break up might be but not the turtle thing)

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brasileirinha 0

Lol that sucks but can't you just sell him to a petstore or give him away to someone you know?

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ch_kisama 0

tell her to take it or you're gonna give it away...not an FML

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HeyitsPheddy 0

I love that you named it Andre. And who the **** cares? The FML that came out with a comic says that guy has to deal with a kid. Be thankful your not that guy

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Squirrellord911 0

Sell it to a pet store or the old lady down the street

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TuxedoBento 1

#11 you're a moron. Turtles are one of the easiest pets to take care of. How can you possibly say they're harder to take care of than a dog? Dogs require shots, daily walks, grooming, and are more likely to get into problems than a slow moving turtle that's in a tank. The only thing i'd disagree with #9 is that the tank needs to be changed about once every one or two weeks at minimum (not once per month).

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