By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me and left me with the responsibility of the turtle that I never wanted but she insisted we buy "together." A little bit of research has revealed that Andre will live for "at least 30 years." FML
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arela 0

give it away give it away give it away now

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dreamofme 0

Embrace it! Make him live to be a thousand. He can be your rock... in between girlfriends.

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Scheisse11 0

Get over it. Turtles are awesome, even turtles named Andre!

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permanentxmarker 0

put it in a pond or something?

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kc2_fml 0

You ever hear how they cook lobster?.. They boil it alive.... Learn how to cook.. Practice on the turtle

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SVelasquez 0

Give it away? Put it in the pond? Still, come on. Are turtles really THAT high maintenance?

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Heelix 0

Two of my turtles escaped and now survive in a creek out the front of my house.

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98_PACKERS 0

escaped? its a turtle. what did they do, climb up the side off the tank and say see ya.

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diet_otaku 0

and you can't make your ex take it why? alternately you should have no problem finding a rescue group that will rehome it for you.

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TheSickness 0

Hahaha! I agree with number six. xD

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Omglikewow 0

YDI totally for not being a man and just say no to buying it in the first place.. You could just 'accidentally forget' to feed it.. It won't last 30 years

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