I love turtles

only half of this is an fml. you can always put the turtle in a shelter or a home. so.......if the only fml part is u breaking up, thats not the end of the world. tons of people break up every day. not so sound mean. things will turn around.

give him a the second name agassi and make him a tennis legend

If you're not going to take care of Andre, which is an awesome name, please try to find a good home for him. Ask people you know have the resources to take care of turtles. Don't just release him if he's an invasive species. And killing him is pretty sick considering he's your pet. You kind of brought this on yourself by letting your girlfriend bully you. Also, some of you people are downright scary. I seriously hope you never have pets.

Put it on Craigslist.

sell it!

I'm with everyone that said put in on craigslist and have someone else take care of it.

turtle soup? but seriously ... give it away, or perhaps see if a zoo wants it i will recommend you DON'T just toss it into the wild... it hasn't had to fend for itself and that'll be pretty crappy... it's not the turtle's fault you broke up after all

Give it back to her if she really wanted it so badly.

LMFAO @ 4 but that poor turtle; =[ doesn't know what's going on! =[ but you shoudl give it away to an animal shelter or sell it? =] -good luck