Just give it away, it's been said many times and it's a very simple solution if you don't want it.

So... give it away.

# 34 - "let me give u an idea. take the turtle to ur gf under one arm and in the other a knife. "You take it or it dies right now you bitch" haha i love you

Rofl; You'll get over her sooner or later... I know you might not want anything to remind you of her right now, but eventually you'll face it and feel fine about the whole break up. Think of Andre, man! Turtles are pimp... Turtles fo life!

awww turtles are awesome. i have three red eared sliders. two were given to me by lazy bums who didn't want them anymore but i still love them. and one, the only girl (named speedy), but with the best personality, i got as a baby, but she's huge now. she's always hyper, loves tv and loves people, turtles are awesome when you raise them right, and i definitely raised speedy right. so yeah having a turtle won't be as boring as people make it seem. they're very fun if they have a friend, they even play tug-of-war with food xD

OMG GIVE IT TO ME.

Poison it

I had the exact same thing happen to me a couple months ago.... It is a tortoise thought.

raise it to be the next teenage mutant ninja turtle, start teaching it ninjutsu

Two options: soup. pond.