By chickennoodlesoup - / Thursday 21 May 2009 01:50 / Canada
By Anonymous - / Sunday 9 December 2012 06:43 / United States
By mom / Sunday 26 January 2014 04:29 / United States - Spring
coolster5000 Say more :
OP here, I find all of your "shitty situation" comments very unoriginal;) but funny all the same. I ended up just telling them I went in and found the toilet like that, but I'm not sure they believed me whatsoever.
By coolster5000 / Saturday 2 May 2015 16:36 / Canada - St. John's
beatrix_fml Say more :
okay. OP here. yes, i created an account just to answer some questions. 1) i am a girl. but really, i'm sorry. it's pretty much just as creepy as if i were a guy. 2) the reason he didn't hear me or see me is because the way my house is set up, it's a two-story house with a full finished basement. i live in the basement. i was coming up the stairs, and the kitchen is at the top of the stairs....
By wtf. - / Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:46 / United States
By gera3gera / Wednesday 7 October 2009 02:07 / United States
By redjesus69 - / Wednesday 3 February 2010 03:52 / United States
TheKingKen Say more :
Damn, sucks to be OP! I wouldn't wanna be him.
By TheKingKen - / Wednesday 2 July 2014 00:33 / Australia - Perth
By arrestedgun - / Saturday 23 May 2009 07:37 / Canada
World

Today, I unconsciously clenched my jaw together when I woke up from a nightmare. A part of my tooth broke off. FML

By going to the dentist - / Tuesday 31 July 2018 16:05 / Slovenia - Maribor
ElhonnaDS Say more :
OP here- A couple of points of clarification: 1) She wasn't paying the bills- I was looking for a cheaper apartment. We'd have gone down from a 3-bedroom to a studio. Where I live, I would have been paying a pretty standard rate for what a studio is- it was just convenient to be renting from family, with whom I generally get along. 2) He's my fiancee now. We'd have been married by the time we moved...
By ElhonnaDS - / Monday 20 May 2013 16:25 / United States - White Plains
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By DamnHippieSoap - / Wednesday 29 August 2018 17:30 / United States - Estero
By f03_f0r_l1f3 - / Friday 26 June 2009 05:31 / United States
By djfail / Thursday 1 September 2011 17:56 / United States
Steve97 Say more :
Hey this is OP. I didn't know this got posted until looking at the new fml's. This happened this weekend a few days after my birthday no less. Part of it is my fault I've been working hard doing two jobs to save up enough money to hopefully move in with her someday. But this left me with barely little time to spend with her and she took it as me losing interest in her so she started dating someone...
By Steve97 / Monday 13 July 2015 04:15 / United States - Los Angeles
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Zombie

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1 whatshername?! 71
2 im365sostressed 7
3 CaseyR 4
4 Mestinyalicea 0
5 shlayshlay 0
6 DJDembow2009 0
7 ccinok 0
8 uhoh 0
9 2shack 0
10 Sealey_fml 0

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1 newbiemalestr8 1465
2 BadAtPuns 1107
3 Ashamed_Sister 364
4 abigiggles 220
5 hellsingthecreator93 183
6 Dave_Davington 134
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8 Vaella 81
9 Callyn 45
10 xsandra 45

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2 thisisbutaname 23
3 RebeccaMcQ 0
4 kortnie 0
5 ahmad450 0
6 mightyboy 0
7 captinfail 0
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