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suze44 - - United States

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

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Anonymous - 15/03/2010 23:42 - Canada

Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I thought that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML

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Pop - 15/01/2014 02:38 - United States - New York

Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML

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beautyschool22 - 11/06/2012 23:39 - United States

Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML

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Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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Anonymous - 27/03/2016 12:27 - United States - New York

Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML

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ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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Anonymous - 01/10/2019 06:00

Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML

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Anonymous - 22/08/2014 18:41 - United States - Doylestown

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

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Wow, thanks, I'm cured!

Anonymous - 25/07/2020 17:01

Today, my dad told me that I'm a weak and negative person because I suffer from depression and anxiety, then he told me to just snap out of it. FML

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Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

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Monday 13 June 2011 18:55

Tell him "Well I guess it runs in the family then, huh?"

CoconutMuffin 5

Monday 13 June 2011 18:52

Oh my god! What a dick! Where does he think you "got it" from!!

womanjesus 0

Monday 13 June 2011 23:40

Do you feel prepared?

madeline1960 0

Monday 13 June 2011 23:50

you pay no attention to him . jerk

aman7860 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 0:00

truth hurts :)

Crazy4Christ 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 0:08

tell him that people always say u guys look alike, I'm adopted and ppl say that to me all the time

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Tuesday 14 June 2011 0:17

Well that totally sucks then. Fat can be fixed, ugly though? Not so much. You could just tell him you have a great career ahead of you in horror movies.

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Tuesday 14 June 2011 0:26

LMFAO.

Blue87 4

Tuesday 14 June 2011 0:34

that's mean ex from ur own dad

sblylaw 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 0:35

sucks for you...

Snooks48 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:06

Wtf. That's not very nice. I'm pretty sure you're beautiful :)

goodfella925 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:13

honest or not.. it's not nice to say that. imagine how OP feels?...

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Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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Today, my 7 year-old brother asked me what "horny" meant whilst in the car with my parents. When I wouldn't tell him what it meant he screamed, "I'm getting horny!" at the top of his lungs, and told my parents that I told him to say it. FML

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Today, my grandma was arrested for throwing her cane at a man who she thought was mocking her walk. That man was my boyfriend's father, who limps because of his cerebral palsy. He refuses to drop the assault charges. FML

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Today, despite filling all the parameters for a model employee and being praised by multiple people over the time I was working, I was fired because a client complained to my manager that I didn't seem to know what I was doing. FML

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Today, I came out to my parents as trans. They immediately took my remaining college savings, canceled my credit card, and began plotting to abduct me and "wean me off hormones, like a heroin addict." FML

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Today, while making plans with my boyfriend, I told him we could have lunch after my appointment with the gynecologist. He started screaming, cussing and calling me a whore. According to him, women only go to the gyno if they have an STD, which I must’ve gotten from cheating. He’s an idiot. FML

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