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suze44 - - United States

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

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Anonymous - 15/03/2010 23:42 - Canada

Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I thought that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML

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Pop - 15/01/2014 02:38 - United States - New York

Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML

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beautyschool22 - 11/06/2012 23:39 - United States

Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML

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Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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Anonymous - 27/03/2016 12:27 - United States - New York

Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML

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ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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Anonymous - 01/10/2019 06:00

Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML

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Anonymous - 22/08/2014 18:41 - United States - Doylestown

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

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Wow, thanks, I'm cured!

Anonymous - 25/07/2020 17:01

Today, my dad told me that I'm a weak and negative person because I suffer from depression and anxiety, then he told me to just snap out of it. FML

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Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

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Monday 13 June 2011 18:55

Tell him "Well I guess it runs in the family then, huh?"

CoconutMuffin 5

Monday 13 June 2011 18:52

Oh my god! What a dick! Where does he think you "got it" from!!

Evan2297 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:55

Shouldn't HE be posting this FML?

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Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:29

him or your mother must be ugly then... you did get your genes from THEM.

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Wednesday 15 June 2011 21:00

Lol damm r u gly tho ?

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Thursday 16 June 2011 8:53

wow . that sucks

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Thursday 16 June 2011 12:38

Wow, I'm sorry. And he is preparing you for a world of mean

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Thursday 16 June 2011 12:40

Wow, I'm sorry. He is preparing you for a world of mean, including himself. One day you'll be able to flaunt your happy life, because you learned how to brush off the bad. Best of luck!

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Thursday 16 June 2011 18:13

what an asshole lol kick him in the balls haha

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Friday 17 June 2011 1:00

that's harsh man

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Friday 17 June 2011 4:58

hahahahahahahahahahaha, i know its mean, but the way i imagine it is funny....gosh... i guess the world is cruel....

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Friday 17 June 2011 5:40

...are you??? haha that's really funny, sad, but probably funnier than anything...

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