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suze44 - - United States

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

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Anonymous - 15/03/2010 23:42 - Canada

Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I thought that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML

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Pop - 15/01/2014 02:38 - United States - New York

Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML

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beautyschool22 - 11/06/2012 23:39 - United States

Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML

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Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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Anonymous - 27/03/2016 12:27 - United States - New York

Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML

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ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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Anonymous - 01/10/2019 06:00

Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML

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Anonymous - 22/08/2014 18:41 - United States - Doylestown

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

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Wow, thanks, I'm cured!

Anonymous - 25/07/2020 17:01

Today, my dad told me that I'm a weak and negative person because I suffer from depression and anxiety, then he told me to just snap out of it. FML

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Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

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Monday 13 June 2011 18:55

Tell him "Well I guess it runs in the family then, huh?"

CoconutMuffin 5

Monday 13 June 2011 18:52

Oh my god! What a dick! Where does he think you "got it" from!!

miszmadden 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 11:41

lmfao! damn that is scan-de-lous!

Key_Of_Awesome 1

Tuesday 14 June 2011 14:29

my dad did the same thing to me! Oh those dads :)

Sabrinadk 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 22:21

but how does your daddy look? you are his child, so isnt he ugly too or what? :-D

ChibiMONSTER 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 22:46

Thatz mean I'm sure ur pretty :)

unrose 1

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:29

no nice, but I lauded my ass off. favorited hahaha.

FuckOurLivesFOL_fml 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 1:34

its okay meg

Pinkbun17 9

Wednesday 15 June 2011 5:17

I think he was talking about himself, and not you.

bonnie_vb8 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 7:16

That would be your que to punch him

sweeetooth 4

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:32

you should have been like thanks dad, I hope it dad prepared you for the real world too

JadeJones 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 10:11

that's really mean.

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Today, the girl I've had a crush on forever asked me why the pin on my Letterman jacket had two guys doing it. I told her it was for participating in a wrestling tournament. And she responded, "Oh I thought you were finally coming out of the closet!" FML

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Today, I packed my lunch meticulously: salad, sandwich, fruit. Then I put the entire thing in my backpack, on top of what turned out to be a leaky water bottle. By lunch, I was faced with eating a soggy mess of lettuce soup and bread mush. It was not great. FML

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Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML

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Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML

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Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML

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Today, after my dad trying every bait, hormone, and poison, the cockroaches in this apartment have gone crazy. They are trying to kill themselves. One tried to commit suicide, by suffocation, in my mouth this morning. FML

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