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suze44 - - United States

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

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Anonymous - 15/03/2010 23:42 - Canada

Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I thought that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML

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Pop - 15/01/2014 02:38 - United States - New York

Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML

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beautyschool22 - 11/06/2012 23:39 - United States

Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML

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Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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Anonymous - 27/03/2016 12:27 - United States - New York

Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML

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ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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Anonymous - 01/10/2019 06:00

Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML

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Anonymous - 22/08/2014 18:41 - United States - Doylestown

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

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Wow, thanks, I'm cured!

Anonymous - 25/07/2020 17:01

Today, my dad told me that I'm a weak and negative person because I suffer from depression and anxiety, then he told me to just snap out of it. FML

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Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

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Zmeilerr 22

Monday 13 June 2011 18:55

Tell him "Well I guess it runs in the family then, huh?"

CoconutMuffin 5

Monday 13 June 2011 18:52

Oh my god! What a dick! Where does he think you "got it" from!!

jess6blondie9 2

Monday 13 June 2011 22:23

That's mean. If my dad told me that I was ugly I'd be kinda sad.

justkalie1016 0

Monday 13 June 2011 22:25

don't let him or anyone bring you down. hold your head high.

alex6946 10

Monday 13 June 2011 22:29

the truth hurts...

SOILEDIT 51

Friday 17 June 2016 21:00

That's not nice...

smallory42 0

Monday 13 June 2011 22:29

I hate your dad-.- you probably arent ugly!!!!

1molinamatt 5

Monday 13 June 2011 22:34

lmao thats meannn....but atleast hes honest? he probably means well lol but still not nice at alll

SOILEDIT 51

Friday 17 June 2016 21:02

There's a massive difference between honesty and the truth.

Shadow4i5 3

Monday 13 June 2011 23:00

look at the bright side. means he's ugly too. ur just one big ol ugly family

mahomie97 7

Monday 13 June 2011 23:06

what great parents you've got there!! FYL

Lac2501 2

Monday 13 June 2011 23:18

that totally sucks, but is so funny at the same time.

_Meghan_ 5

Monday 13 June 2011 23:32

but who made you ugly?

SOILEDIT 51

Friday 17 June 2016 21:04

His dad lol

justdealwithit 0

Monday 13 June 2011 23:39

dude, at least he didn't lie : /

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Today, I bought a used car from a private dealer my parents had recommended. On my way home they called to tell me that their car broke down. They bought it last week from the same guy. FML

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Today, I was at work when a customer came up to me and asked where and what I used to get my tan. I'm Indian. FML

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Today, I was at the Kings Avalanche game in Denver. Anže Kopitar scored a hat trick and people threw hats in. Someone ripped my own hat off my head and tossed it on the ice. It was a gift from my dead grandparents with my name stitched onto it. I’ve had it for 15 years. FML

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Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML

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Today, like every month, I have to play hide and seek. Every month? Yeah. My cervix somehow moves around inside me, and if I want to bleed into my menstrual cup and not around it, I have to find and catch my cervix first. FML

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