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suze44 - - United States

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

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Anonymous - 15/03/2010 23:42 - Canada

Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I thought that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML

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Pop - 15/01/2014 02:38 - United States - New York

Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML

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beautyschool22 - 11/06/2012 23:39 - United States

Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML

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Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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Anonymous - 27/03/2016 12:27 - United States - New York

Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML

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ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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Anonymous - 01/10/2019 06:00

Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML

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Anonymous - 22/08/2014 18:41 - United States - Doylestown

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

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Wow, thanks, I'm cured!

Anonymous - 25/07/2020 17:01

Today, my dad told me that I'm a weak and negative person because I suffer from depression and anxiety, then he told me to just snap out of it. FML

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Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

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Zmeilerr 22

Monday 13 June 2011 18:55

Tell him "Well I guess it runs in the family then, huh?"

CoconutMuffin 5

Monday 13 June 2011 18:52

Oh my god! What a dick! Where does he think you "got it" from!!

suzy_0825 0

Monday 13 June 2011 21:44

wow thats pretty harsh :/

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 13 June 2011 21:46

Success is the best revenge.

rockindyl22 0

Monday 13 June 2011 21:47

The more you know!

MsMeiriona 2

Monday 13 June 2011 21:48

oh gods, the 'toughen you up' deal. classy, dad. granted, I'm unable to give a flying **** what people think about how I look, so I probably shouldn't be giving any advice.

staymintyfresh 13

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:40

honestly that's a lie ^^^ it's impossible to not care what people call you.

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Tuesday 14 June 2011 14:00

153 - Just because you can't do it doesn't make it impossible. I, too, can easily block out what others say or think about me.

MilkShakez 0

Monday 13 June 2011 21:54

Your Dad is kind of an Asshole

rattusrattus 18

Monday 13 June 2011 21:57

OP, your father is ugly in his soul.

SOILEDIT 51

Friday 17 June 2016 20:56

Right haha

middletin 0

Monday 13 June 2011 22:08

Great parenting!

thisguy10 0

Monday 13 June 2011 22:10

just tell him that u got ur looks from him...he's an ass

SOILEDIT 51

Friday 17 June 2016 20:58

Indeed he is.

superhero66 0

Monday 13 June 2011 22:13

that's terrible!

BumbleChick 18

Monday 13 June 2011 22:19

Sorry,OP but your dad is an ass.

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