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By dunn76 - 25/12/2014 11:47 - United States
By dunn76 - 25/12/2014 11:47 - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia
By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 05:28 - United States
I'm the OP. Let me clarify a few things. He's not suffering finacially. He makes $60,000 a year. I make $20,000. He bought a $3000 ring which was more than enough for me. It's beautiful. I don't want a massive rock. I don't spend all his money. I support myself. We live together. I pay half the rent
By Slivered - 18/11/2009 09:50 - Canada
By Tokany - 28/04/2011 19:29 - Romania
By Rapunzel - 18/03/2012 20:02 - United States - Tucson
By skigal24 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 22/03/2012 05:13 - United States - Federal Way
By Mariah Heimann - 15/12/2011 03:34 - United States
By deadhammy - 11/01/2013 07:09 - United States - San Diego
By ICanExplain - 22/06/2015 20:46 - United States - Sunnyvale
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By jeoak - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - India
By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia
By Discipl - 28/10/2014 03:00 - Canada - Waterloo
By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 02:09 - Canada
By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States
By bacon lovers worst nightmare - 26/09/2012 06:57 - United States - San Diego
By ShadowReaper101 - 29/12/2012 07:41 - United States - Lake Forest
Hi, OP here. First, I can't just hit a kid, even if he punched me. And second, his Dad wasn't in sight. So I couldn't have really done anything.
By Anonymous - 30/11/2014 01:38 - United States - Houston
By wil - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Nashville
By fuckkkkk - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
By freshman15 - 22/10/2009 18:47 - United States
Ok. I am the OP. I used to 116 lbs and i gained a little weight in college and now I weigh 134lbs. I don't think that is fat and I dont appreciate being called that. But I know by sharing my funny story I run the risk of getting these nasty comments. The nasty comments definitely made my excitement from gettign posted vanished but I will get over it. When my dad said this comment to me I laughed very VERY hard. My dads a funny guy and I didnt take it personally because I love my body and I am comfortable which is all that matters. I posted this story to make other ppl laugh because I think laughter is the best thing in the whole world. I chose this costume because it cost me $10 and i wasnt going to spend $60 smething on something skanky like every other college girl (sorry for those who arent i dont want to generalize). And for the record there is not and never was and spandex involved in the making of this costume. Im wearing an oversized sweater and shorts, tights, legwarmers (etc). Halloween on a budget ppl. So to those who made nice comments, thank you I just wanted everyone to laugh. And to those nasty mean ppl who have nothing better to do than bring ppl down, sorry you think 134lbs is fat and I'm sorry there arent other things that make you laugh besides hurting ppls feelings. Kirstie aka freshman 15
By Apissedoffguy - 03/06/2012 15:20 - United States - Brockton
By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada
By Isoldael - 07/11/2011 09:38 - Netherlands
By Facepalm - 15/08/2011 23:09 - United States
By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 01:56 - United States
By Anonymous - 29/04/2015 16:06 - South Africa - Pinetown
By cray12 - 20/10/2014 08:00 - United States
Thanks for making me laugh with some of these comments. The back thing is an old injury that flairs up every so often for a few days, it just had terrible timing. As for the leg....well it's getting better pretty quickly (is 2 months quick for a broken bone?) thanks to my physical therapist and an awesome surgeon that pieced my broken tibia together. Now I just have to learn my lesson and not get on an ATV that my brother is driving ever again. But on the bright side I get to laugh at all the FML's and get a couple of months off of work.
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Hi I'm the op. To clarify, yes the dinner happened last night and so the 'today' thing is technically a lie, so sue me. My grandmother is 91 so she doesn't always have a filter as on what is appropriate to talk about. As to the 10 dogs, yes, there were times that she had 2 at a time. Most died of old age, but there were some that stuck out. One died because of cancer when she was a kid, another got hit by a car, and they had to put one down because she wouldn't eat because she was best friends with the dog that got hit by a car. Yes these were sad, but she is a good dog owner. She was tearing up when she was telling the stories. I love my grandmother very much and visit her at least once a week. As to the xmas mood, we decided to stop dinner and open presents to lighten up the mood for my younger sister. So don't worry, we had a good xmas!