By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 20:34 - Canada
The Top
By Anonymous - 10/12/2014 08:13 - United States - Seaside
By Jennandco - 28/04/2015 05:23 - United Kingdom
Jennandco tells us more.
By monquiqui - 04/07/2011 05:45 - United States
By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb
The smell test
By sosadstudent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands
Weirdo
By you're just creepy. - 11/12/2012 08:39 - Canada - Whitehorse
By dharp7 - 16/11/2011 05:23 - United States
By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 08:46 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 01:54 - United States
Hot tub
By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 08:21 - United States - Montebello
By TooMuchAnxiety - 10/03/2015 08:03 - United States - Kailua
TooMuchAnxiety tells us more.
For everyone asking why we broke up, its because he was very manipulative and downright abusive behind closed doors. I can't back out because i'm afraid of what might happen if I do.
By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 13:56 - Canada - Thunder Bay
By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 10:36 - South Africa
By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States
Pussy palace
By S12Sophia - 02/05/2012 22:06 - France
By Hmmwtf - 10/12/2009 10:38 - Australia
So… good news, or…?
By daddy-o - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 25/06/2011 20:39 - Switzerland
Make it stop
By honeybunny - 19/11/2014 19:04 - United States - Norman
By ninja_blasphemer - 25/07/2011 19:24 - Ireland
By sakurabunny - 16/05/2011 14:53
sakurabunny tells us more.
For the record: I gave her money to pay the bill since she works right next door to the company and i never got the notice's since she's the one who always gets the mail since my husband and I work full time and go to school full time. and before anyone asks what she did with the money, she used it to help pay the deposit on the condo she just moved into...AGAIN FML!!
By Anonymous - 19/09/2014 08:58 - Belgium
By Rachael - 01/07/2011 03:08 - United States
Dirty talk
By Anonymous - 22/07/2010 05:52 - United States
Social parasites
By streeted - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Distraught - 01/03/2011 21:08 - Reserved
By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:03 - United States - Demorest
By wispywee - 29/06/2011 17:47 - Canada
By OnlyAvailableID - 08/02/2015 08:35 - Australia
Keywords
Hey guys, OP here! Yeah hahah, it was just funny because literally 5 minutes before hand, I questioned whether he had, because I had my suspicions and he had a huge go at me for even suggesting it. I'm basically 'thick' because I didn't figure that when we were arguing about his number of jobs, he said 'at least I'm not an unemployed prick' he was talking about his actual genitalia, rather than just his employment (we weren't having sex because I was still recovering from an operation because I had been really ill) I didn't want to believe it because we had been on/off for 6 years and he really meant a lot, but then he showed me their messages discussing their sex just to hurt me further, but then expected me to get over it. So I guess then I kind of had to, huh? But it wasn't the first time he had done that, first time I tried to get over it. Not this time.